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#102 Jul 01 2004 at 6:10 PM Rating: Decent
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#103 Jul 01 2004 at 6:17 PM Rating: Decent
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"afterlife sir? No Sir. This is the Resteraunt at the End of the Universe. Do you have a reservation?"
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#104 Jul 01 2004 at 6:19 PM Rating: Decent
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"afterlife sir? No Sir. This is the Resteraunt at the End of the Universe. Do you have a reservation?"


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#106 Jul 01 2004 at 8:02 PM Rating: Good
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xythex is an eejit


I'm a what? and at what point exactly did smash "showed me up"


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wait so because you COULD be right, you are right? I think i need this explaining again xythex,


I guess I don't understand your confusion here. Isn't this how open minded people tend to live. They do what they believe to be right and when they come across evidence to the contrary they adjust their beliefs to live the way they know to be true. Right or wrong this is the way I live. If you introduce suitable evidence that I am indeed incorrect, as a rational person I would have to adjust my beliefs to accomidate what I know to be true

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excuse me if im not up to your intellectual standard, but i need more detail.


It's ok I'll type slow and use small words.
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#107 Jul 01 2004 at 8:08 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm a what? and at what point exactly did smash "showed me up"


I think he ment to say "Smash added a degree of intlectual rigor to your belief system that you may not have previously considered."
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#108 Jul 01 2004 at 8:10 PM Rating: Good
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Ok I'll accept that but WTF is an eejit?
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#109 Jul 01 2004 at 8:11 PM Rating: Decent
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It's an aplachian insult. It means idiot, but said with an apalchian accent it become ijit or whatever.
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#110 Jul 01 2004 at 8:16 PM Rating: Good
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Oh I get it, thats what idiot sounds like when said with no front teeth through a mouth full of Redman Golden Blend.

That hurts dracoid, I thought we were friends. I guess Moe is my only friend now :(
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#111 Jul 02 2004 at 2:08 AM Rating: Decent
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About scientific *theories* - the world of science doesn't use the word *theory* in the common usage way that we understand it.

In science, an idea is first put forward as an *hypothesis*. Then over a number of years, many scientific tests are applied to it and if all are proven, eventually it advances to being known as *a scientific theory*. (these are the ones taught in schools).

For example - the big bang theory, the theory of evolution, the theory of gravity - all these ideas have been tried and tested over long periods of time.

So there is much evidence to support the Big Bang Theory even if it is not, as yet, totally unequivocal.
#112 Jul 02 2004 at 7:58 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm a what? and at what point exactly did smash "showed me up"


I think he ment to say "Smash added a degree of intlectual rigor to your belief system that you may not have previously considered."


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I guess I don't understand your confusion here. Isn't this how open minded people tend to live. They do what they believe to be right and when they come across evidence to the contrary they adjust their beliefs to live the way they know to be true. Right or wrong this is the way I live. If you introduce suitable evidence that I am indeed incorrect, as a rational person I would have to adjust my beliefs to accomidate what I know to be true


I agree that you CAN beleive it and i agree that you COULD be right, but you started the whole "trying to prove your'e right", you just repeated what you'd already said.
I'm not saying your'e wrong i want to know why your'e not.
#113 Jul 02 2004 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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I'm not saying your'e wrong i want to know why your'e not.


I'm not wrong because there is no credible evidance to suggest that I am. I operate under the belief that I am right until proven wrong. Thats why I cannot refute most other belief systems as I have no evidence they are apocryphal.

Speaking to that, I find it interesting that allot of Aethist's almost foam at the mouth at the chance to efface people of their belief systems. I don't understand why they take such pleasure enervating everything they believe in.

Most religious folks do it because they believe that they are trying to save the lost, but it seems that Aethist's do it out of pure spite.

Edited, Fri Jul 2 09:48:57 2004 by xythex
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#114 Jul 02 2004 at 10:28 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm not wrong because there is no credible evidance to suggest that I am. I operate under the belief that I am right until proven wrong. Thats why I cannot refute most other belief systems as I have no evidence they are apocryphal.


So you have to accept Santa and the Easter Bunny as real, I suppose, then.
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#115 Jul 02 2004 at 12:05 PM Rating: Decent
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My question for the athiests is: Why do you follow laws and act morally? If there is no retribution after death?
Sorry for bringing this back to the original question, but nobody addressed this point.

Think of human beings in the most basic of terms, especially early humans and human society. What are we? We are predatory pack animals, like wolves or jackals. These are very dangerous animals, certainly capable of killing each other. Why don't they? Why do they have strictly enforced social heierarchies? Why do they hunt and kill in packs?

Because it is in the best interest of the survival of their species to cooperate, cohabitate and follow a social structure.

Where I'm going with this should be obvious.

Think about the development of our species. To other predator animals, alone, an unarmed human poses about as much physical threat as a rabbit. We have essentially no physical means of defense, offense or escape. We're slow, soft and juicy. To survive, human animals had to live together, protect each other, cooperate to kill with maximum effectiveness. And let's not forget our most essential weapon/tool. Our brains. By developing intellectually, we increased our chance for survival and in many ways, dominate many other species. The cockroach and mosquito are proving to be most challenging adversaries.

We pose these questions and answers in very complex and esoteric ways because our intellect allows us that luxury.
#116 Jul 02 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Decent
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It's an aplachian insult. It means idiot, but said with an apalchian accent it become ijit or whatever.


Comes from the way Irish people say Idiot actually. Lots of Irish-Americans in Appalachia.

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#117 Jul 02 2004 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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So you have to accept Santa and the Easter Bunny as real, I suppose, then.


Unfortunatly, It was revealed to me that my parents delivered those eggs and gifts. Upon investigation, including late night survaliance and matching partially mutilated price tags with local stores I was able to build the hypothisis that perhaps those were not real entities. When presented with the evidence they confirmed my suspicions that in fact both Santa and the Easter bunny are a fallacy.

Heart broken I went on to find that almost every one of my peers had come to the same conclusion. After analyzing topographical maps of the North pole and whereever the **** the Easter bunny lives I believe I have sufficient evidence to refute their existance.
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#118 Jul 02 2004 at 2:15 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm not wrong because there is no credible evidance to suggest that I am.


I want credible evidence to suggest that you are, again your'e saying "i COULD be right, therefore i am".

Why are you not wrong: why are you right?

im right because you can't prove i'm not, again i need it simplified for me.

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I operate under the belief that I am right until proven wrong.



Well if this is one of your'e beleifs i don't think i want to keep on talking about any of your other ones.

Edited, Fri Jul 2 15:16:44 2004 by Dracoid
#119 Jul 02 2004 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Unfortunatly, It was revealed to me that my parents delivered those eggs and gifts. Upon investigation, including late night survaliance and matching partially mutilated price tags with local stores I was able to build the hypothisis that perhaps those were not real entities. When presented with the evidence they confirmed my suspicions that in fact both Santa and the Easter bunny are a fallacy.


Sorry, to be consistent with your belief system, you must accept that every child that beleives they are real is right. You've seen no evidence of these children's experiences not being real.
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#120 Jul 02 2004 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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No to be consistent with my belief system I have to respect the fact that they believe they are real, Perhaps they have evidence I do not. I do not have to believe in them myself and I can be more than willing to share the evidence I have collected myself. I have already disproven them from my belief system so I've had to adjust it to accomidate that.
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#121 Jul 02 2004 at 4:49 PM Rating: Decent
Ok this has gone past the point of an argument, and now consists of xythex defending his statements at any cost, xythex knows he is wrong, and he knows that we know that he knows he is wrong. Keep diggin xythex, your'e doing a good job, or at least its keeping you away from reality.
#122 Jul 02 2004 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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Ok this has gone past the point of an argument, and now consists of xythex defending his statements at any cost, xythex knows he is wrong, and he knows that we know that he knows he is wrong. Keep diggin xythex, your'e doing a good job, or at least its keeping you away from reality.


Does this mean we're not friends anymore?
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#123 Jul 02 2004 at 5:12 PM Rating: Decent
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No to be consistent with my belief system I have to respect the fact that they believe they are real, Perhaps they have evidence I do not. I do not have to believe in them myself and I can be more than willing to share the evidence I have collected myself. I have already disproven them from my belief system so I've had to adjust it to accomidate that.


Ahh, but you haven't disproven them at all. Just as you have no evidence to predicate your beliefs on you have no evidece to predicate that disbeleif.

It's just arbitrary at that point.
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#124 Jul 02 2004 at 5:15 PM Rating: Decent
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#125 Jul 02 2004 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good
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You lost me. I thought I had disproven them to myself by presenting reasonable evidance of their non existance through my research.
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#126 Jul 02 2004 at 5:20 PM Rating: Decent
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You lost me. I thought I had disproven them to myself by presenting reasonable evidance of their non existance through my research.


What evidence? You've proven that your parents lied to you personally. If your parents told you they were President of the United States, does that mean Jenna Bush's parents are lieng as well?

All you've proven is that your parents lie.
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