Christmas Trees are pagan as well
Jeremiah 10:2-4: "Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not."
They had strings of blinking light bulbs and electrical sockets back then? I never knew that. Ben Franklin was a hack...
Regardless, some things never change. I bet there was a rash of violent beatings/thefts when the "Tickle Me Hezekiah" doll was released to marketplace vendors.
EDIT: To answer the original poster:
God vs Allah ends in a double disqualification because Lucifer and Loki had to get involved, bringing their steel chairs with them.
Vince McMahon is the ultimate winner, making mad $$$ on the PPV rights. Edited, Sun Jul 4 04:51:12 2004 by johnnyhammer