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#1 Jun 16 2004 at 9:27 PM Rating: Decent
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**** man, where did I put those bastards?!
#2 Jun 16 2004 at 9:30 PM Rating: Good
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20 bucks say they will be in the last place you look.
#3 Jun 16 2004 at 10:12 PM Rating: Decent
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i get that one, because the last place he looked would be the place he got his keys, so after that he would stop looking, but if he didn't then he is a Retard.
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#4 Jun 16 2004 at 10:13 PM Rating: Decent
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**** thieving ninjas. Took my last smoke too.

Very good, Dude. If I were your father I wouldn't tell you that you were stupid.

Edited, Wed Jun 16 23:15:07 2004 by Khristov
#5 Jun 16 2004 at 11:32 PM Rating: Decent
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did you check in your shoes yet? they ALWAYS end up in the shoes... or under stuff... like matresses, coushins, furniture and magazines/newspapers. If all else fails, check coffee cups. :\
#6 Jun 17 2004 at 12:20 AM Rating: Good
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Check the freezer. If not there then ask the dog. If you don't have a dog ask the neighbors or get one.
Check under or between the couch cushions. The check to make sure the car/house/whatever is locked with said key to make sure it's where it's supposed to be and not being taken for a ride. If that doesn't work then call 411. They're directory assistance and can help you.

Edited, Thu Jun 17 01:21:20 2004 by EQDom
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#7 Jun 17 2004 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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Re-enact how you lost them. That's my best method for finding lost stuff.
It's also fun. I re-enact how I lost my virgintiy as often as possible. It hasn't paid off yet, but that doesn't stop me from trying.
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#8 Jun 17 2004 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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If that doesn't work then call 411. They're directory assistance and can help you.


Ok, I know this is supposed to in jest, but please, do not EVER think of doing that. My mom worked DA in Memphis, TN for 25 years, and she would complain daily about the stupid fu[b][/b]cktards who would call in doing stuff like this. Seriously, it's not cool, and prevents the other people who can't read a book to get a phone number.

Edited, Thu Jun 17 14:45:01 2004 by Haggan
#9 Jun 17 2004 at 6:14 PM Rating: Decent
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check your girlfriend's purse

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#10 Jun 17 2004 at 7:07 PM Rating: Decent
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I think that my neighbor's son stole them... How do I approach them about this? Should I poison their dog?
#11 Jun 17 2004 at 7:10 PM Rating: Decent
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The dog didn't steal them. Poison the son.
#12 Jun 17 2004 at 7:11 PM Rating: Decent
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I plan on making the son eat the dead dog.
#13 Jun 17 2004 at 11:45 PM Rating: Good
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Coincidently I worked DA for AT&T in New Mexico for 7 months before moving here to Memphis, TN.
I only said it in jest because I've had every call known to man including people asking for the number of "Jack Meoff" and "Dick Hertz in Intercourse, PA"
The saddest was an 8 yr old boy in Colorado who'd lost his mother, they went to a party and left the boy with his older sister. He was freaking out.

Oh and Chicago is the worst city in the world to get DA calls for. The people are morons, no offense to morons. Pittsburg is a close second.
And man oh man, international operators for the most part are really nice. But the mean ones are vicious.
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