Coincidently I worked DA for AT&T in New Mexico for 7 months before moving here to Memphis, TN.
I only said it in jest because I've had every call known to man including people asking for the number of "Jack Meoff" and "**** Hertz in Intercourse, PA"
The saddest was an 8 yr old boy in Colorado who'd lost his mother, they went to a party and left the boy with his older sister. He was freaking out.
Oh and Chicago is the worst city in the world to get DA calls for. The people are morons, no offense to morons. Pittsburg is a close second.
And man oh man, international operators for the most part are really nice. But the mean ones are vicious.
In the immortal words of Sidney Poitier:
"It is your duty to change the world, if you can."
Thanks to Jonthejon