Just out of curiosity, why would you want to wipe your ass with someone elses face. Unless it's some sort of rimming play that you're into or something.
Oh wait, this it OOT.
Golly, why would you want to wipe your ass with a face? That'd be silly. You so crazeee.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. @#%^ off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.