Just out of curiosity, why would you want to wipe your *** with someone elses face. Unless it's some sort of rimming play that you're into or something.
Oh wait, this it OOT.
Golly, why would you want to wipe your *** with a face? That'd be silly. You so crazeee.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.