God bless America.
Ok, hold on a minute Rub a Dub Dub.
I realize that since losing **** near all of it's world colonies, (1)
Great Britain has seen its world image improve, but (2)
when did London become an easy city to breath in? And granted, (3)
the East India Trading Company hasn't stolen the wealth of a sovereign country in decades, but we are only furthering a practice we learned from the masters. Seeing as, for all intents and purposes, the US is
the rest of the world, one would have to say that your (4)
fanatical interest in soccer is a tie if not slightly ahead of us for pointless games. Then again, like the Romans, we know how to keep the masses stupified. (5)
Guns I will have to cop to. We like our firearms. **** the liberal hippies that want to take them. Personally, I was unaware that there were (6)
actual autonomous companies in the rest of the world. Except Japan of course, but who are we kidding? We pretty much own them too. It was an even exchange. We bought their companies, they got our land. The final two are definitely the most rich. While we may currently hold the top spot, (7)
it is largely because the cultures of other countries are **** that we trample them, and in any case we were again taught by the masters. Or did you forget the spread of the Queen's class system to third world enclaves all over the planet? Caribean children in knickers and ties? WTF!?!? lol And finally, (8)
while, once again, the Queen hasn't the power, or the stones, to do it anymore, I believe your people (BP anyone?) were the ones that benefitted most from Iraq being arbitrarily created by the Brits, eh?
While the list is long, our current actions are no different from any other empire's. If it was really that bad, would we have as many imigrants and refugees flooding the border every year? We are truly the greatest nation in the world. It is evidenced by the company who chooses to stick with us. Thank, GB.
God save the queen.