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#1 May 24 2004 at 3:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Kaolian has the last post on the Last thread. If Kaolian posted the last post on the Last thread, and it was then locked by Alla then he is the winner.

But seeing how Kaolian is an administrator on this board it is possible that he posted the last post on the last thread and them locked it.

If that is the case then I call BS and declare myself the winner of the Last Thread!!

No offense is meant toward Kaolian the Great, but it is suspect that a admin wins the Last thread game.

If I am wrong I submit my apologies now.

It not then I WIN!
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In the interim of my posting that last post, the thread was locked. The official winner is...

...Grimfar!

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#2 May 24 2004 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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boo!

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But seriously, gratz Grifmar
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#3 May 24 2004 at 3:07 PM Rating: Decent
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I have to say Kaolian won, because he did say "last" on the last post.
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#4 May 24 2004 at 3:46 PM Rating: Good
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Congratulations on being king of the ******** grimfar.

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I voted for the other guy.
#5 May 24 2004 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good
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Wrong.

As the originator of this game, it is written in Part IV, Section 6, subsection a, paragraph 5 of the Official Rule Book that admins cannot win in a Last(tm) Game due to a conflict of interest based in the broad powers held by same admins/mods.

It is therefore my ruling that the last person to make an entry on the Last thread who is not an admin or an obvious admin sockpuppet will be declared the winner.

I hereby recuse myself from the running because of a promise never to engage in a Last game ever again. I will, however, officiate the proceedings of any and all subsequent games in the future.

Tregalfer, the last winner of Last, had to undergo an investigation by a peer review board(consisting of me) to determine the viability of his amateur playing status. His win was subsequently upheld and his momentous place in Last history is the stuff of what bards and troubadours write ballads and sing songs.

At this telling, the Last thread is still open and the winner has not been determined. Good luck to all participants.

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#6 May 24 2004 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
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Correction.

In the interim of my posting that last post, the thread was locked. The official winner is...

...Grimfar!

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Totem
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#7 May 24 2004 at 4:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Good JOB!!
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#8 May 24 2004 at 4:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Good JOB!!
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#9 May 25 2004 at 8:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thanks all!!!
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In the interim of my posting that last post, the thread was locked. The official winner is...

...Grimfar!

You are the stuff from what legends are made of, young man. Wear your title proudly!

Totem
#10 May 25 2004 at 8:49 AM Rating: Decent
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The proud but brief owner of 10,000 posts. Let me tell you guys what's on the other side of the mountain, ok? There's more mountains. That's it. Just make note of the small flag at the pinnacle of K10,000 which looks, strangely enough, like that little spinning head in Thundra's avatar. That's right, I *am* the Sir Edmund Hillary of this board. Y'all are merely my sherpas carrying my jockstraps, Ramen noodles, feather boas, and stuff


hmmmm, All you did was spam on a last game.
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#11 May 25 2004 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
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Now, you see, Donut, that post epitomizes the lack of gravitas, of perspective, of vision that someone of a paltry 711 posts has when discussing my body of work which you so flippantly dismiss by the phrase, "All you did was spam..."

That is comparable to saying all Michalangelo "did" was splash some paint up there on the Sistene Chapel's ceiling.

You show yourself to be the consumate boor, the philistine, the Gaul breaking down the gates of civilization, sir. A... savage! And dare I say it? Yes! You most likely are of the Middle Eastern persuasion, an Arab with no appreciation for civility, art, or manners. Proper discourse, polite social etiquitte, and please and thank you's are an unknown commodity to such a barbarian as yourself.

Just like those Iraqis who have no affinity for freedom and democracy, so too you wish for the lash, you crave the boot on your neck, you yearn for the whip to put you in your craven place at the feet of your betters, your masters, your superiors-- myself. A subhuman you are! Chattel to be sold, cattle to be devoured, slaves to be beaten and worked until they die in ignominous, anonymous death.

You, sir, are a cretin. And one bereft of any passably distinguished characteristics outside of the brutish sneer on your animal face.

Last(tm), the Game, is the pinnacle of this board's evolution, it's zenith, the apogee of it's ascension on the internet. My vast number of missives on that thread is a paeon to its' glory and ephemeral beauty. However, such a beast as yourself could not possibly understand such... art.

Be gone foul and unwashed Arab! Remove yourself from this board and never show your face again!

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#12 May 25 2004 at 11:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Totem wrote:
Donut


I refuse to call him Private Donut.

If anyone gets that, I'll be mildy suprised.
#13 May 25 2004 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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No no, that's Tacosid.

First name: Jelly
Last name: Donut
Rank: Private, trainee

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#14 May 25 2004 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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I refuse to call him Private Donut.

If anyone gets that, I'll be mildy suprised.

It's not pink, it's lightish red!

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#15 May 25 2004 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Please remove your head before reading futher.

When I posted "all you did was spam" I mean instead of posting something with meaning, you posted the same message again and again. However you did change the message, but not often and maybe added a number to it in a pattern. Yes, maybe you did break the 10k mark only to have it striped away, but you reached it without skill. Its simple enough to post a message many many times, but it means much more to actually take time in making a post.

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someone of a paltry 711 posts


I must not be worthly of attention from someone such as yourself. (ha)

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#16 May 25 2004 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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Yes, maybe you did break the 10k mark only to have it striped away, but you reached it without skill.

Pfft, how long have you been posting here? Read some of Totem's work in the Asylum, particularly the threads where he is beating up on Tacosid, then come back to me and tell me that Totem lacks skill.

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#17 May 25 2004 at 1:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Hes at 7k plus right now. He reached 10k by spam posting Last.

Read carefully, "maybe you did break the 10k mark only to have it striped away, but you reached it without skill." I havent been here long enough to know of his other posts, he must of done a good job so far, but breaking 10k with spam is nothing.
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#18 May 25 2004 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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Bah! I'm sure that he's nursing a bad case of Carpel Tunnel Syndrome right now, and you play it off as nothing! Sadistic *******.

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#19 May 25 2004 at 1:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Carpel Tunnel Syndrome


You're talking about him posting right...?
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#20 May 25 2004 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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It's true. I'm typing this as we speak with my elbow. I am in massive debilitating pain. After all, I can only flip you off so many times, Donut, before the tissue surrounding my ligaments begins to get inflamed.

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#21 May 25 2004 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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For Bob's sake, Totem. Quit playing with this kid. No wonder I can't find anything worth reading next door. You f'uckers are over here in the sand box making nicey with tonka trucks and barbie dolls.
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