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#1 May 07 2004 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
Way better than nails, dontcha think?

Sure they are similar, but screws have that line or star on top of them, plus that cool spiral.

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#2 May 07 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Good point. But have you ever fired an air-powered nail gun? eh? eh? I didnt think so.
#3 May 07 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
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Screws are nails!

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#4 May 07 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
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It's good to carry one around to try and meet woman. "Hi, you look like you could use a screw. Here."
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#5 May 07 2004 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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S/he's not coming back, is s/he?

I don't think this is enough to draw him/her out, Skeeet. Seriously, try calling her mom a whore or something. That always works.
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#6 May 07 2004 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
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#7 May 07 2004 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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Nails are so much more violent and fun. Plus with nail all i need is hammer, with screw i gotta know if its flat head, philips head etc, plus the incessant twisting and remebering righty~tighy, lefty~loosy annoys me.
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#8 May 07 2004 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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In polite company, is it "I screwed that bitch" or "I nailed that bitch"? I have a dinner party tonight and always forget.
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#9 May 07 2004 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
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I prefer "tapped" or "drilled" personally. It's much mroe urbane.
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#10 May 07 2004 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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How bout Nine Inch Nails?
#11 May 07 2004 at 4:42 PM Rating: Decent
I call it Chloroformed.



Yeah, I chloroformed that hoe!
#12 May 07 2004 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
In polite company, is it "I screwed that bitch" or "I nailed that bitch"? I have a dinner party tonight and always forget.


I prefer screwed--- screws seem more painful than nails.
#13 May 07 2004 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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S/he's not coming back, is s/he?

I don't think this is enough to draw him/her out, Skeeet. Seriously, try calling her mom a whore or something. That always works.


Yeah, I tried that, but all it seems to do is make her suck faster.

I think she likes dirty talk.



Note to self: Include "Skeeet" in your searchability
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#14 May 07 2004 at 8:19 PM Rating: Decent
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In polite company, is it "I screwed that bitch" or "I nailed that bitch"? I have a dinner party tonight and always forget.


I prefer "Allegashed".*



* obscure reference
#15 May 07 2004 at 9:40 PM Rating: Good
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Note to self: Include "Skeeet" in your searchability

foiled!
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#16 May 07 2004 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
Hmm, now that I think about it, I should include d1ck and fart too.

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#17 May 07 2004 at 10:50 PM Rating: Good
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I prefer "Allegashed".*

* obscure reference
Sadly, the guys down at the Denny's, where my dinner party is being held, are unlikely to get any obscure references. Nothing ruins a Rootin'-Tootin' Breakfast like having to explain a joke.
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#18 May 07 2004 at 11:02 PM Rating: Decent
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I call it Chloroformed.


Chloroforme? More like Bora-form! HAHAHA!



sorry had to say it, for those of you who know what I'm talking about
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#19 May 07 2004 at 11:07 PM Rating: Good
Lol!

The last numbers of my post count now are 69.

Get it? 69??

Haha!

Edited, Sat May 8 00:07:09 2004 by Skeeter
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