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#1 May 06 2004 at 1:32 PM Rating: Decent
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_899751.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

come on ladies.. tell me what you think!
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#2 May 06 2004 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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Looks like a hairdryer with a cookie stuck to it.

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#3 May 06 2004 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
eewwww!
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#4 May 06 2004 at 1:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Looks like a hairdryer with a cookie stuck to it.


sounds kinky ^^
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#5 May 06 2004 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
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To some, perhaps.

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#6 May 06 2004 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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Looks like a hairdryer with a cookie stuck to it.

So, a hairdryer with a Smiley: cookie Smiley: ducttapeed to it =
women's Smiley: monkeys Smiley: inlove
#7 May 06 2004 at 2:02 PM Rating: Decent
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The electric device superseded the previous practice of doctors giving genital massage to female patients.
In further news a vintage sign from a turn of the century physician's office was found reading "No more happy endings!"
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#8 May 06 2004 at 2:18 PM Rating: Default
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Can I go puke now????
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#9 May 06 2004 at 3:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:
doctors giving genital massage to female patients.


Wow... that job must have some perks... and some very bad days too x_x *cringes*
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#10 May 06 2004 at 5:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: monkey
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#11 May 06 2004 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
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Dunno. I think adding the second sentence to this paragraph is even better:

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The electric device superseded the previous practice of doctors giving genital massage to female patients. It dramatically reduced the time needed for each treatment and could be operated by the relatively unskilled.


Um... Which is more or less exactly how and why they are used today.
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#12 May 07 2004 at 1:52 AM Rating: Decent
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OK... how about... NO, that thing is NASTY looking and it seems like it would sand something much needed, right off. Other than that... I'm completely speechless. lol
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#13 May 07 2004 at 4:20 PM Rating: Decent
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I hope that all the patients had their tetanus shots before hand.
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