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You mean I'm not really eating buffalo when I go order those wings from Dominos?
Who knew Hagan was into the suicidegirls thing?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You have no idea. :)
I agree, they both suck. Especially Christina. If I wanted to date a filthy ***** that looks like she hasnt showered in weeks, Id ask my sister out.
"J-Lo" is almost as bad, though. Im not feeling the whole latin vibe.
"J-Lo" is almost as bad, though. Im not feeling the whole latin vibe.
christina
simply because j-lo is a a horrible singer and an avarage actress at best, she just does not have what it takes to carry a movie like nicole kidman. and she is terrible at the roles she picks...name one acually good movie she made? the cell? HA HA (with the exception of selina, pretty good movie IMO)
simply because j-lo is a a horrible singer and an avarage actress at best, she just does not have what it takes to carry a movie like nicole kidman. and she is terrible at the roles she picks...name one acually good movie she made? the cell? HA HA (with the exception of selina, pretty good movie IMO)
Haggon had those gothic hoes... i personally like them also... eccept for all the hating life and conformists...
lil somthin on goths i found on inter net
http://maddox.xmission.com/gothics.html
this guy is awsome.
lil somthin on goths i found on inter net
http://maddox.xmission.com/gothics.html
this guy is awsome.
J-lo swallows, I give it to her by a head.
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Haggon had those gothic hoes... i personally like them also... eccept for all the hating life and conformists...
First off, you misspelled my name. Next, the closest i've ever gotten was huggin Rachael after a show in Tallahassee. It was nice...
Gwen Stefani...........
Allakhazam Defender of Justice wrote:
Oh man I'm getting a tooth ache just reading all these Smash threads.
I know I am just waiting for the other shoe to fall...I guess it is like sitting in the first turn at the Indy 500 - you know somone is likely to have a spectacular accident it is just a matter of who, and when...
Gotta agree with Haggan here. Any chick who wears black and wears a collar (and isn't fat!) just works... ;)
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More words please
I vote for Christina. All that damn energy...the things she could do! OH YEAH! Ooops...got carried away there. Deep breath. Now count from 1 to 10.
Who are these women? Never heard of any of them.
Amy Lee of Evanescence is without a doubt the hottest woman on the planet.
But out of J-lo/Christina? I'd go with Christina. She is prettier in the face, true J-Lo's got the smoaking booty but that's all she's really got, and Christina looks...******..I like ******.
Honorable mentions:
Christina Ricci
Janeane Garofalo
Eliza Dushku
Rose McGowan
Yes I like gothlettes.
But out of J-lo/Christina? I'd go with Christina. She is prettier in the face, true J-Lo's got the smoaking booty but that's all she's really got, and Christina looks...******..I like ******.
Honorable mentions:
Christina Ricci
Janeane Garofalo
Eliza Dushku
Rose McGowan
Yes I like gothlettes.
I second the Rose McGowan vote. She doesn't get enough mentions on the hotness scale!
I second Liv Tyler. Nice Doom Generation avatar Snarl, that movie was ****. No offence, though.
Yeah the movie was absolutely bizarre, as are all Greg Araki films. But, it's Rose, so that's all that matters. =)
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Come on, has anyone even seen the Dirty video? Christina rules this world!!!
...dirty, dirty, dirty...
...dirty, dirty, dirty...
Definitely Christina. J-Lo's butt is too big. Christina still has a nice tight little body.
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