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#102 Nov 08 2007 at 2:50 PM Rating: Decent

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It's quite enjoyable, especially knowing I have trash like yourself way down there to pick up after my horsey.

Last I checked, by all the worlds definitions, I am not "trash", and there are people who charge far less than I do for their time. Besides, with all the **** spweing out of your mouth, it would be a 24/7 job for somebody to keep up with you, you would go bankrupt in a week.

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Careful, he might punch the horse.

Oh, wait, the horse has a size and weight advantage on him. Sorry.

I don't give a **** if whatever is bigger than me, they want to start a fight I will damn well try to finish it. I don't care if they are 90lbs or 450lbs, I still fight back the same.

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#103 Nov 08 2007 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good

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Caldone the Shady wrote:

Last I checked, by all the worlds definitions, I am not "trash", and there are people who charge far less than I do for their time. Besides, with all the sh*t spweing out of your mouth, it would be a 24/7 job for somebody to keep up with you, you would go bankrupt in a week.

What exactly would you consider to be trash, honorable sir? Smiley: rolleyes

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#104 Nov 08 2007 at 2:55 PM Rating: Excellent

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Prince Kaain wrote:

Caldone the Shady wrote:

Last I checked, by all the worlds definitions, I am not "trash", and there are people who charge far less than I do for their time. Besides, with all the sh*t spweing out of your mouth, it would be a 24/7 job for somebody to keep up with you, you would go bankrupt in a week.

What exactly would you consider to be trash, honorable sir? Smiley: rolleyes

Lives in a trailer? Check.
Gets drunk and molests girls, then beats then when they defend themselves? Check.

I think we're on to something.

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#105 Nov 08 2007 at 2:57 PM Rating: Excellent

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Mindel wrote:

Gets drunk and molests girls, then beats then when they defend themselves? Check.

Wait, what?

How'd I miss that!?

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#106 Nov 08 2007 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good

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Samira wrote:

Mindel wrote:

Gets drunk and molests girls, then beats then when they defend themselves? Check.

Wait, what?

How'd I miss that!?

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No, thats not the issue, I get the hormones of a 14 year old when I get drunk and try to ***** anything with tits and a cooch. Which is why my wife has made the mandate I don't drink without her.

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Heh, I was raised to were I don't hit gals unless hit first, you I might just swing back at Smiley: eek

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#107 Nov 08 2007 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good

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Samira wrote:

Mindel wrote:

Gets drunk and molests girls, then beats then when they defend themselves? Check.

Wait, what?

How'd I miss that!?

I'm stretching the truth to try and get a rise out of him because I'm stuck at work and bored. Shhhh!

It stemmed from him saying he gets all handsy when he's drunk, and I said I don't mind because I like to hit boys. He said he'd hit me back. The rest is pretty much poetic license.

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#108 Nov 08 2007 at 3:03 PM Rating: Decent

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Gets drunk and molests girls, then beats then when they defend themselves? Check.

**** YOU DAMNIT!!

I get drunk yes, I do not "molest" girls or "beat them when they defend themselves".

WHen I get drunk I make suggestions all the time, it is all verbal and not physical.

As far as "beating them" only when they bring the fight to me do I fight back. If they hit me cause I deserved it, I leave me be and walk away, if they strat a ******* fight, then they get whats coming to them.

As for the Trailer- I don't live in a Trailer because I HAVE to, I live in a trailer because I CHOOSE to. Think about it this way- Spend $800 Dollars a Month on rent, or pay $1100 a month buying a home, or do what I do- own your own house (as crappy as it may be) and pay $240 a month in lot rent, even if the whole world puts you down for doing so.

Seems pretty smart to me.

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#109 Nov 08 2007 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good

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WHen I get drunk I make suggestions all the time, it is all verbal and not physical.

That's not ********.

And being drunk only removes our inhibitions. If you do that when you're drunk, it means you want to do that while sober, but you keep yourself from it.

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#110 Nov 08 2007 at 3:05 PM Rating: Decent

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#111 Nov 08 2007 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good

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Wonderfully quotable post, sir. Fine job.

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@#%^ YOU DAMNIT!!

I'd sig that if I were Mindel.

Trashy the Trashy wrote:

I don't live in a Trailer because I HAVE to, I live in a trailer because I CHOOSE to.

Seems pretty smart to me.

CAUTION: LULZ Overload Imminent.

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#112 Nov 08 2007 at 3:08 PM Rating: Decent

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That's not ********.

Please note I said TRY! Not DO!

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And being drunk only removes our inhibitions. If you do that when you're drunk, it means you want to do that while sober, but you keep yourself from it.

Correct, My hormones only upgrade 2 years when I am sober, I can usually keep a lid on it though while at work.

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I'm stretching the truth to try and get a rise out of him because I'm stuck at work and bored. Shhhh!

It stemmed from him saying he gets all handsy when he's drunk, and I said I don't mind because I like to hit boys. He said he'd hit me back. The rest is pretty much poetic license.

It worked... damn you... you put that post up while I was taking forever to type mine.

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#113 Nov 08 2007 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good

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Mindel wrote:

I'm stretching the truth to try and get a rise out of him because I'm stuck at work and bored. Shhhh!

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Gets drunk and molests girls, then beats then when they defend themselves? Check.

@#%^ YOU DAMNIT!!

I get drunk yes, I do not "molest" girls or "beat them when they defend themselves".

Final score--
Idiot: 0, Mindel: several million.

Edited, Nov 8th 2007 6:12pm by Mindel

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#114 Nov 08 2007 at 3:14 PM Rating: Good

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Caldone the Shady wrote:

It worked... damn you... you put that post up while I was taking forever to type mine.

Don't blame me for your being an inarticulate dunderhead. You need to take that up with God.

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#115 Nov 08 2007 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good

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Don't blame me for your being an inarticulate dunderhead. You need to take that up with God.

God game all my writing and creative ability and gave it to my brother, I excell in my own way, and it's a damn good thing I don't have to prove it to you guys.

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#116 Nov 08 2007 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good

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Best sigs ever.

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#117 Nov 08 2007 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good

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Don't blame me for your being an inarticulate dunderhead. You need to take that up with God.

God game all my writing and creative ability and gave it to my brother, I excell in my own way, and it's a damn good thing I don't have to prove it to you guys.

You should share your delusions of adequacy with people who care.

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#118 Nov 08 2007 at 3:28 PM Rating: Decent

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You should share your delusions of adequacy with people who care.

Why?

They already know I am good at what I do, they don't need me to tell them I am.

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#119 Nov 08 2007 at 3:35 PM Rating: Excellent

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I swear its like watching fishing sometimes in here.

First the fish shows up

Caldone wrote:

No, thats not the issue, I get the hormones of a 14 year old when I get drunk and try to ***** anything with tits and a cooch. Which is why my wife has made the mandate I don't drink without her.

Then Mindel drops the bait

Mindel wrote:

You're wrong. I love being around drunks like you. It gives me an outlet for my repressed need to hit boys.

Then the fishy takes the bait

Caldone wrote:

Heh, I was raised to were I don't hit gals unless hit first, you I might just swing back at

From here its a simple game of letting the fish run the line, then reeling him back in. Rinse, repeat, +1.5 pages post count.

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Bozarth wrote:

I swear its like watching fishing sometimes in here.

First the fish shows up

Caldone wrote:

No, thats not the issue, I get the hormones of a 14 year old when I get drunk and try to ***** anything with tits and a cooch. Which is why my wife has made the mandate I don't drink without her.

Then Mindel drops the bait

Mindel wrote:

You're wrong. I love being around drunks like you. It gives me an outlet for my repressed need to hit boys.

Then the fishy takes the bait

Caldone wrote:

Heh, I was raised to were I don't hit gals unless hit first, you I might just swing back at

From here its a simple game of letting the fish run the line, then reeling him back in. Rinse, repeat, +1.5 pages post count.