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#77 Nov 08 2007 at 2:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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You sir, are a cliche.


Took ya long enough...

No, you've clearly made yourself out to be trash, but you meandered on into being a statistic with the whole hitting ladies thing. Unless she's literally psychotic and in possession of a weapon, you never and I mean never hit a woman.
#78 Nov 08 2007 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
I would invite Belkira too, just because I think she is sophisticated enough for our G&T garden party.


I think I'm flatered.
#79 Nov 08 2007 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
I would invite Belkira too, just because I think she is sophisticated enough for our G&T garden party.


I think I'm flatered.


We're going to wear lovely summer frocks in the Edwardian style and sit in RJ's garden in Tadley drinking like proper old-fashioned English lushes.
#80 Nov 08 2007 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
I would invite Belkira too, just because I think she is sophisticated enough for our G&T garden party.


I think I'm flattered.
Fixed that for you darling.
#81 Nov 08 2007 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
We're going to wear lovely summer frocks in the Edwardian style and sit in RJ's garden in Tadley drinking like proper old-fashioned English lushes.

OH! Can I be the drunk guy that keeps texting all of you asking what you're doing and you guys keep saying nothing, but then you hear me stumbling through the bushes an hour later and everyong goes, "Ugh.."
#82 Nov 08 2007 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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No, you've clearly made yourself out to be trash, but you meandered on into being a statistic with the whole hitting ladies thing. Unless she's literally psychotic and in possession of a weapon, you never and I mean never hit a woman.


If some gal goes and slugs me, I am fighting back, I don't give a **** who they are, if they want to fight like a man they can damn well take it like one. I don't care what high morals you believe in, but I am not going to stand there and get decked, not defending myself.

If a girl slaps me that is different. I am talking about all out punching you.
#83 Nov 08 2007 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
I would invite Belkira too, just because I think she is sophisticated enough for our G&T garden party.


I think I'm flattered.
Fixed that for you darling.


Smiley: blush
#84 Nov 08 2007 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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No, you've clearly made yourself out to be trash, but you meandered on into being a statistic with the whole hitting ladies thing. Unless she's literally psychotic and in possession of a weapon, you never and I mean never hit a woman.


If some gal goes and slugs me, I am fighting back, I don't give a sh*t who they are, if they want to fight like a man they can damn well take it like one. I don't care what high morals you believe in, but I am not going to stand there and get decked, not defending myself.

If a girl slaps me that is different. I am talking about all out punching you.
Giving a girl the ol' right hook just because she punched you isn't defending yourself, it is retaliating.

TBH if a girl tried to slug me I'd probably just attempt to stop her from hitting me by grabbing her hands, and if necessary put her gently on the floor.


Then I would run my tits off.
#85 Nov 08 2007 at 2:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
If some gal goes and slugs me, I am fighting back, I don't give a sh*t who they are, if they want to fight like a man they can damn well take it like one. I don't care what high morals you believe in, but I am not going to stand there and get decked, not defending myself.

If a girl slaps me that is different. I am talking about all out punching you.

I'm not bothering arguing how ridiculous that is with you, as nothing I say is going to make you think any differently.

In summary though, that's pathetic.
#86 Nov 08 2007 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
Mindel wrote:
We're going to wear lovely summer frocks in the Edwardian style and sit in RJ's garden in Tadley drinking like proper old-fashioned English lushes.

OH! Can I be the drunk guy that keeps texting all of you asking what you're doing and you guys keep saying nothing, but then you hear me stumbling through the bushes an hour later and everyong goes, "Ugh.."
There were no mobile phones in Edwardian times. Smiley: mad
#87 Nov 08 2007 at 2:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Giving a girl the ol' right hook just because she punched you isn't defending yourself, it is retaliating.

TBH if a girl tried to slug me I'd probably just attempt to stop her from hitting me by grabbing her hands, and if necessary put her gently on the floor.


Let me rephrase then. If a gal is attacking you (which would mean more than just one hit), you have a right to defend yourself.

I have been slugged many a time for obvious resons, usually I don't retaliate on first swing, if they want to keep the fight up, then I retaliate or defend or whatever you want to call it, the rules are definetly situational.

As said before I don't write well, I understand 1's and 0's, but for the life of me can't put what I am thinking into words that doesn't **** anybody off...
#88 Nov 08 2007 at 2:13 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm not bothering arguing how ridiculous that is with you, as nothing I say is going to make you think any differently.

In summary though, that's pathetic.


How does it feel up on that horse?
#89 Nov 08 2007 at 2:14 PM Rating: Good
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remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Mindel wrote:
We're going to wear lovely summer frocks in the Edwardian style and sit in RJ's garden in Tadley drinking like proper old-fashioned English lushes.

OH! Can I be the drunk guy that keeps texting all of you asking what you're doing and you guys keep saying nothing, but then you hear me stumbling through the bushes an hour later and everyong goes, "Ugh.."
There were no mobile phones in Edwardian times. Smiley: mad

You failed to mention a time machine in this little fantasy Smiley: mad

Frock coats had secret pockets I bet.
#90 Nov 08 2007 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
Frock coats had secret pockets I bet.


We don't talk about that in public, dahlin'. Smiley: sly
#91 Nov 08 2007 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I'm not bothering arguing how ridiculous that is with you, as nothing I say is going to make you think any differently.

In summary though, that's pathetic.

How does it feel up on that horse?

It's quite enjoyable, especially knowing I have trash like yourself way down there to pick up after my horsey.

He has a bad stomach Smiley: crymore
#92 Nov 08 2007 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I'm not bothering arguing how ridiculous that is with you, as nothing I say is going to make you think any differently.

In summary though, that's pathetic.


How does it feel up on that horse?
Not very good, he forgot to take his bow and arrow with him.
#93 Nov 08 2007 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I'm not bothering arguing how ridiculous that is with you, as nothing I say is going to make you think any differently.

In summary though, that's pathetic.

How does it feel up on that horse?

It's quite enjoyable, especially knowing I have trash like yourself way down there to pick up after my girlfriend, who is throwing things at my head while I do nothing.


Sorry Kaain, I had to fix that for ya.
#94 Nov 08 2007 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I'm not bothering arguing how ridiculous that is with you, as nothing I say is going to make you think any differently.

In summary though, that's pathetic.

How does it feel up on that horse?

It's quite enjoyable, especially knowing I have trash like yourself way down there to pick up after my horsey.

He has a bad stomach Smiley: crymore


Careful, he might punch the horse.

Oh, wait, the horse has a size and weight advantage on him. Sorry.
#95 Nov 08 2007 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I'm not bothering arguing how ridiculous that is with you, as nothing I say is going to make you think any differently.

In summary though, that's pathetic.

How does it feel up on that horse?

It's quite enjoyable, especially knowing I have trash like yourself way down there to pick up after my DIRTY ******* GINGER, who is throwing things at my head while I do nothing.


Sorry Kaain, I had to fix that for ya.
I fixed it even more.
#96 Nov 08 2007 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I'm not bothering arguing how ridiculous that is with you, as nothing I say is going to make you think any differently.

In summary though, that's pathetic.

How does it feel up on that horse?

It's quite enjoyable, especially knowing I have trash like yourself way down there to pick up after my DIRTY @#%^ING GINGER, who is throwing things at my head while I do nothing.


Sorry Kaain, I had to fix that for ya.
I fixed it even more.
Hi RJ. It's Codyy.

I think I need to come to your party.
#97 Nov 08 2007 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Sorry Kaain, I had to fix that for ya.

Smiley: lol Well, in all fairness.. I did yell, "Don't you throw that God damn remote!"
#98 Nov 08 2007 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Sorry Kaain, I had to fix that for ya.

Smiley: lol Well, in all fairness.. I did yell, "Don't you throw that God damn remote!"


Smiley: laugh

Ahhhh. Good times, good times.
#99 Nov 08 2007 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
Codyy wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I'm not bothering arguing how ridiculous that is with you, as nothing I say is going to make you think any differently.

In summary though, that's pathetic.

How does it feel up on that horse?

It's quite enjoyable, especially knowing I have trash like yourself way down there to pick up after my DIRTY @#%^ING GINGER, who is throwing things at my head while I do nothing.


Sorry Kaain, I had to fix that for ya.
I fixed it even more.
Hi RJ. It's Codyy.

I think I need to come to your party.
Are you sophisticated enough to wear a sports jacket and sip G&T?

Edited, Nov 8th 2007 5:21pm by remorajunbao

Edited, Nov 8th 2007 5:23pm by remorajunbao
#100 Nov 08 2007 at 2:21 PM Rating: Decent
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Codyy wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I'm not bothering arguing how ridiculous that is with you, as nothing I say is going to make you think any differently.

In summary though, that's pathetic.

How does it feel up on that horse?

It's quite enjoyable, especially knowing I have trash like yourself way down there to pick up after my DIRTY @#%^ING GINGER, who is throwing things at my head while I do nothing.


Sorry Kaain, I had to fix that for ya.
I fixed it even more.
Hi RJ. It's Codyy.

I think I need to come to your party.
Are sophisticated enough to wear a sports jacket and sip G&T?

Edited, Nov 8th 2007 5:21pm by remorajunbao
Are.
#101 Nov 08 2007 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
Hmm.

I'm Sorry Codyy but alcohol is a depressant, and I can't have you crying twice as much as usual and ruining my lovely garden party.
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