The RPG thread made me laugh, and I figure this would be even bigger lulz.
If you could pick any OoTer to take home for the night, (notice the lack of sexual innuendo on purpose) who would it be? Hellboy is exempt from this question because he's spent too much time around other OoTers in real life to give a truly funny answer. And if you want to tell the why, go right on ahead.