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#4027 Nov 22 2010 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, turns out my laptop won't run XIV, very sad. Ah well, will buff up my home PC over xmas. :3

Also, does it have to be just vaginas?
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#4028 Nov 22 2010 at 7:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nilatai wrote:
Yeah, turns out my laptop won't run XIV, very sad. Ah well, will buff up my home PC over xmas. :3

Also, does it have to be just vaginas?
We understand you've never actually seen one in person, so men's rear ends counts too.
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#4029 Nov 22 2010 at 8:37 AM Rating: Decent
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What the **** was up with that ending? Srsly!


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If that is for AC: Brotherhood, don't tell me D: I'm not even half way done yet (cause I bought Black Ops so I can keel people with my friends).
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#4030 Nov 22 2010 at 8:51 AM Rating: Decent
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LordFaramir wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Yeah, turns out my laptop won't run XIV, very sad. Ah well, will buff up my home PC over xmas. :3

Also, does it have to be just vaginas?
We understand you've never actually seen one in person, so men's rear ends counts too.
I was just asking to boost my total. :P

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What the **** was up with that ending? Srsly!


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If that is for AC: Brotherhood, don't tell me D: I'm not even half way done yet (cause I bought Black Ops so I can keel people with my friends).
It was about AC: Brotherhood. ;-;
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#4031 Nov 22 2010 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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Butts count. Hands, breast, feet and mouths do not.
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#4032 Nov 22 2010 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
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I'm playing Force Unleashed 2 in between XI. Still trying to decide if I should attempt to make a Redemption. Seems like Drk is just lol in Abyssea. It just makes me depressed. Was watching a War do Ukko's Fury for 5k. My best Guillotine's were doing a little over 2k. And Insurgency about 1.7k tops. Quietus looks like crap too. I might just go for an Armageddon and retire Drk if we don't get a crit based multi-hit WS by 99.
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#4033 Nov 22 2010 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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9/9/10. i'm not big on planning ahead and such.
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#4034 Nov 22 2010 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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0/0/0, but I have the libido of your average stone (and possibly schizotypal personality disorder or something related to it).

Busa wrote:
Butts count. Hands, breast, feet and mouths do not.
Mouths I can see the logic, but I fail to see why hands/*******/feet were in the list. One cannot exactly penetrate boobs unless you just drilled a hole into a woman's chest and started banging your way through her cardiovascular system.

Edited, Nov 22nd 2010 3:43pm by Lucinus
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#4035 Nov 22 2010 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, good in which case;

16/25/25.

British people are easy...
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#4036 Nov 22 2010 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
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Lucinus wrote:
Busa wrote:
Butts count. Hands, breast, feet and mouths do not.
Mouths I can see the logic, but I fail to see why hands/*******/feet were in the list. One cannot exactly penetrate boobs unless you just drilled a hole into a woman's chest and started banging your way through her cardiovascular system.
Who hasn't done that?
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#4037 Nov 22 2010 at 8:47 PM Rating: Good
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Lucinus wrote:
One cannot exactly penetrate boobs unless you just drilled a hole into a woman's chest and started banging your way through her cardiovascular system.
Don't tell /d/, they'll be disappoint.
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#4038 Nov 22 2010 at 11:24 PM Rating: Good
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Play along if you want, number of vaginas you've conned your way into
0/0/0. cause I'm a nice guy like that. y'all are devious. :O
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#4039 Nov 23 2010 at 4:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Play along if you want, number of vaginas you've conned your way into
0/0/0. cause I'm a nice guy like that. y'all are devious. :O
That's SO not DRK. >:3
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#4040 Nov 23 2010 at 7:52 AM Rating: Good
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Play along if you want, number of vaginas you've conned your way into
0/0/0. cause I'm a nice guy like that. y'all are devious. :O
That's SO not DRK. >:3


How about "left in a state of utter decimated humiliation and more than likely wounded". Better?
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#4041 Nov 23 2010 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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First number is the number I tell my wife, and anyone who may at some point speak with my wife, then its the number that'd probably get me killed by said wife, seven of which were a split between "JESUS CHRIST ITS SHAMOO," and "HOLY **** SKELETOR?!" moments, and the last is me just feeling kind of lovey-dovey for my wife.

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#4042 Nov 23 2010 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
Does this question count for me since I sell *** toys?

The numbers would be in the hundreds.
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#4043 Nov 23 2010 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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I'd imagine they'd have to be living flesh, Tofu.
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#4044 Nov 23 2010 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
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I'd imagine they'd have to be living flesh, Tofu.


What fun is that.
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#4045 Nov 23 2010 at 8:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Side question: how many Eskimo brothers do you have(friends whom have slept with one of your partners)?

Thanks to my whorish ex, I've managed sixteen brothers out of nine partners >_<;
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#4046 Nov 23 2010 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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#4047 Nov 23 2010 at 10:27 PM Rating: Good
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Side question: how many Eskimo brothers do you have(friends whom have slept with one of your partners)?

Thanks to my whorish ex, I've managed sixteen brothers out of nine partners >_<;


hmm... one of my best friends went down on a woman i've slept with (well afterwards), but that's about as close as it gets. the one woman i've slept with whom i am not on good terms anymore slept with a guy that's sort of my friend, sort of my nemesis (and sings in a somewhat popular california band from the late 90s that recently reformed). another woman i've slept with *wants* to sleep with one of my friends, but can't because of the eternal bonds of marriage.

i of course would like to sleep with all of my friends' lovers.
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#4048 Nov 23 2010 at 11:45 PM Rating: Decent
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I blame her for it but really it's my nature as a sexual coyote. I have no intention of ever finding my own prey. Rather, I sort of pick off the weak and drunk ones from within the dreaded friend zone.

We also came up with a canine rating system for males. Which one are you?

Wolf: The man who actively seeks what he wants. Sure he'll pick off a 'white girl wasted' level broad every once and a while but mostly goes for the female pack leaders. In it's noble form as the Lone Wolf and the douche bag form of the wolf pack, he stands above others as a keystone predator.

Coyote: The opportunist. These are males that will attempt the chase when evidence of daddy issues, drinking problems and over all low self esteem present themselves in a potential mate. Otherwise, this male typically just doesn't give a **** and will generally ********** until a simple situation presents itself.

Dog: The loyal pup. The stereotypical 'good guy'. He just wants a nice gal to rub his belly at night and occasionally feed him. The sort of man for whom chivalry is not dead yet.

~Coyote
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#4049 Nov 24 2010 at 3:17 AM Rating: Good
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puppy >(^-^)< yes that's a kitty emoticon, get over it
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#4050 Nov 24 2010 at 5:02 AM Rating: Good
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#4051 Nov 24 2010 at 7:26 AM Rating: Decent
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puppy >(^-^)< yes that's a kitty emoticon, get over it


I will not good sir. In fact, I'm never gonna dance again. These guilty feet ain't got no rhythm.
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