'twas on this day, not to many a year ago, the most ingenious plot of warriordom did come to fruition. Before the aforementioned period within the temporal plane, that being the time that is now, but before, the epic weapon style of the manly warrior's manly weaponry did go by the name of Swordchuckery. Naught now though, now swordchuckery is but a mockery of the awesome weaponry with which we do our badassery.
don' you boys be forgetting now this awesomely badasserly newish weaponry.
Yes'm, 'twas not that long ago, did it come to being in existence, a combinatory state of several tools of mayhemness. I am to be speaking of course about yon Rune Chomper. Now, grab yer great axe and hold the sucker 'tween yer teeth, so as to maintain a firm grip, while allowing liquids to pass through the gap. Thusly, you can drink yer booze, a tankard in each hand, and still fight like a warrior. And don' forget 'bout the new weapon skillages this obtains ya; Dental Justice and Ale Cyclone!
____________________________Theytak, Siren Server, FFXI [Retired]
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!