Oh no, the humping rabbit pic was reported! People in bunny suits simulating sexual acts are SUPER OFFENSIVE. Bunnies are SO innocent! Hopping through the forest, looking for food and people to bite the FACES OFF OF. OH NO, THEY'RE ON THEIR HIND LEGS. The ***** is on the move. OHSHI- it's going in the rabbital vag. It's just like a giant perverted orange carrot in ***** form. The admins MUST KNOW! This is so offensive. I've never seen anything so sick in my whole life. Rabbit people are dirty ******** AHHH my dry rabbit food. I need a piece of lettuce, STAT.
OH CRAP! They're in an alley. It looks like somewhere in New York City. That must be an alley full of crack and Ecstasy dealers! "X, crack, coke, smack, speed. Teleport - Mea. Do you need it? 2k" is what they say, scathing, lurking from their shady corners in the night. They're bad. Bad like gilsellers. And they sell evil drugs IRL and dress like giant bunnies instead of selling gil in our world.
Let me tell you a story. A story about love, loss and freedom in 2005.
The kids are dancing - dancing drug-induced dances. They're dancing with humans of the opposite ***, maybe even the same ***, if they're into that. They pull out their fake IDs and buy some drinks. Oh. My. God. They've got drinks AND drugs?! It's the end of the world. It's the apocalypse. Someone call in the zombies to intervene. This sh*t is @#%^ing serious. Get your guns cuz it's about to go DOWN!
They continue to dance. One guy spots a girl from across the room. She's 5'2", a brunette, with pink streaks in her hair, the most beautiful girl he's ever laid eyes on. Probably on the drugs.
"Hey.", he says, not thinking about how uncool that sounds in his present state. Thankfully, she's in the same state, so she responds. "Hey...".
"Wanna dance?" he asks, as a kid in a backpack double-backflips off the wall and SHOOOOOOOURYUKEN'S a random hippie skater punk for the match win. It's a Ken, not Ryu, Shouryuken, so the kid on the receiving end is obviously on fire. He runs into the bathroom to extinguish himself in the nearest toilet, cuz fire @#%^ing hurts IRL. If you've ever been fully engulfed in fire, you'd understand. Anyway...
The handsome couple dance - they dance like Justin Timberlake and Christana Aguilera did during the 2007 VMAs (Solrain Fact: I have no clue if that actually happened). They dance and dance. They look into each other's eyes. It's love. Love at first sight. They dance on through the night, the drugs, alcohol and euphoric feeling overcome them. As she orgasms in the club bathroom, she looks into his eyes, caught up in the moment, looking into her future husband's soul and whispers...
"Shoulda used Hecatomb Leggings..."
Edited, May 29th 2009 4:58am by Solrain
Second, that's not how spell animations work. We wrap our arms around our faces and magic beetle shadows and sh*t fly at the targets.
And yes before you ask I'm mexican and you better not **** me off about warrior and tequila or I will drop down from the donkey and hit you with my awesome guitar.