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#3202 Jan 02 2014 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
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My parents' cat prefers dog food.

Coincidentally, my parents' dog prefers cat food.
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#3203 Jan 02 2014 at 7:04 PM Rating: Good
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My cats don't know about dog food but Pink does see tiny dogs as food.
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#3204 Jan 02 2014 at 8:11 PM Rating: Good
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I see tiny dogs as rodents, too.
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There's one very shabby looking fat dude who walks a tiny little lap rat every day, must be his wife's or something but I doubt it's more than 4 inches tall. It's the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen and the guy knows it since he always looks absolutely livid.
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I love seeing giant, pumped, skinheads walking those rodent dogs. I look down as I pass them and then chuckle for a good ten minutes behind their backs. Would never do it to their faces, though. They all look like they might pull out a gun and shoot me in the face if I did.
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I didn't think you people had guns. At least that's what they tell us... Smiley: rolleyes

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#3208 Jan 03 2014 at 2:49 AM Rating: Good
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So I'm in the hospital. Woke up in the middle of the night on New Years with terrible abdominal pain. Looked like a blockage so they kept me overnight to monitor it. Yesterday I had surgery.

They hoped they could do it with a scope, but turns out they needed to do open surgery. Yay.

Do now I have another Longass scar parallel from now from 4 years ago. Plus two smaller ones. Four years ago my recovery took months. I have no ******* clue what I'm going to do with work and my commute...

So, yeah, my spirits are pretty low right now. Also it turns out morphine sucks. It barely works and it makes me like right away.
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#3209 Jan 03 2014 at 3:11 AM Rating: Good
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kidney stones?
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#3210 Jan 03 2014 at 3:28 AM Rating: Good
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That sucks diglett. Smiley: frown

No paid sick leave or stuff like that?
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#3211 Jan 03 2014 at 4:18 AM Rating: Good
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kidney stones?

Intestinal blockage. Hurt like ****.
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That sucks diglett. Smiley: frown

No paid sick leave or stuff like that?

I do, but I don't have a month of it. They went through the abs; and that's a fair bit of recovery. It would be one thing If I worked locally. But driving 140 miles a day on recovering abs?
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#3212 Jan 03 2014 at 4:59 AM Rating: Good
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Ah, here the government takes over 70% of your wages or something if you're ill for more than 2 weeks or so.

Maybe you can work from home as much as possible?
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#3213 Jan 03 2014 at 7:17 AM Rating: Good
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I am the most impatient person in the world and when the track and trace for my headphones says it will be delivered "between 9:30 and 18:00" my impatience goes through the roof.
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#3214 Jan 03 2014 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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So I'm in the hospital. Woke up in the middle of the night on New Years with terrible abdominal pain. Looked like a blockage so they kept me overnight to monitor it. Yesterday I had surgery.

They hoped they could do it with a scope, but turns out they needed to do open surgery. Yay.

Do now I have another Longass scar parallel from now from 4 years ago. Plus two smaller ones. Four years ago my recovery took months. I have no @#%^ing clue what I'm going to do with work and my commute...

So, yeah, my spirits are pretty low right now. Also it turns out morphine sucks. It barely works and it makes me like right away.

Ouch. Sorry to hear that digg.

I had my appendix taken out when I was 27. It was emergency surgery (obviously) on a Friday night. My surgeon learned his skills as a MASH surgeon in Vietnam. He came to see me the next day and all he did was complain. "It was late Friday and I didn't want to bother anyone, so I didn't call for an assist. You gave me a hard time though, your appendix wasn't where it was supposed to be, it was behind your ileum. You must have had a problem when you were younger, because it was calcified. Broke in half when I pulled it out. Luckily the piece landed on your abdominal muscles and didn't fall back in. That's why you have a drain in place. You must work out a lot because those were the thickest abdominal muscles I've cut through. I hope you don't wear a speedo because you're going to have a long-*** scar thanks to that drain . . . " Meanwhile, all I could muster in response was, if I recall correctly, "uuuhhhhhhh."

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Also idiggory, maybe you wouldn't get intestinal blocking if you didn't plug up the exit so much!





















Someone had to make that joke.
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#3216 Jan 03 2014 at 12:20 PM Rating: Good
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Ouch, Digg, sorry to hear it. Smiley: frown
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
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Intestinal blockage. Hurt like ****.
Get well soon. Smiley: flowers

Failing that, juice the guberment for all you're worth. Smiley: nod

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Needs more adequate lubrication so the blockage will slide out next time.
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#3218 Jan 03 2014 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: lol It's a sign of how our of it I am that the joke didn't even occur to me.

Thanks all!

Well, Cyn, that sounds horrifying. I got my appendix out at like 2 am; but my surgeon didn't feel the need to make me feel like I was doing Him a disservice by needing surgery.

Just got my catheter out (first time I pee is going to suck). Really hope the tube down my nose gets taken out today, too. That's going to hurt like ****, but then I can start on broth/ water. I'm so dehydrated...

Thanks again all, it IS appreciated.
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We really care. In the making fun of your misery way.




Also, my new headphones arrived today. So worth the money, so very worth it. It's like I've gone from 360p to 160p when my old headphones broke and I had to use the ****** spares I have to 1080p now. Only in sound and not video but you get what I mean, everything is so much more clearly defined, there's so much more depth and I can hear all the details that were missing before. I don't have anything of the same quality to compare it to but man this thing sounds good.
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#3220 Jan 03 2014 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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Really hope the tube down my nose gets taken out today, too.
You and your weird kinks.
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The dubstep craze is wearing off a bit, but I found this music really good. Gets me pumped for some PvP in SWTOR.

Warning: Music made on a computer.





Awesome remix of Hans Zimmer's "Time".
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#3222 Jan 04 2014 at 12:05 AM Rating: Good
I hope your recovery is swift and easy digg, that doesn't sound like fun. Smiley: frown

I've got some good news, I officially have the job. I still have to wait on the background check, but they offered me the job and I spent two hours doing paper work and orientation stuff today. Last day at the grocery store is the 11th. The benefits are awesome too, I'm really stoked!

Their pay schedule is weird though. We technically only get paid on the 5th, but they allow us to do a draw against our paycheck on the 19th free of charge. If they're going to do that, it would make more sense to just pay us twice a month and be done with it.
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#3223 Jan 04 2014 at 1:06 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
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kidney stones?

Intestinal blockage. Hurt like ****.
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That sucks diglett. Smiley: frown

No paid sick leave or stuff like that?

I do, but I don't have a month of it. They went through the abs; and that's a fair bit of recovery. It would be one thing If I worked locally. But driving 140 miles a day on recovering abs?


you had surgery to get **** removed or am i missing something?

regardless i hope you get better soon

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Someone had to make that joke.


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#3224 Jan 04 2014 at 1:10 AM Rating: Good
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Intestinal blockage. Hurt like ****.
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That sucks diglett. Smiley: frown

No paid sick leave or stuff like that?

I do, but I don't have a month of it. They went through the abs; and that's a fair bit of recovery. It would be one thing If I worked locally. But driving 140 miles a day on recovering abs?


you had surgery to get **** removed or am i missing something?

regardless i hope you get better soon


Essentially. It happens when your intestines don't correctly keep things moving. Something gets caught or something develops to stop the continuation of food, and things get backed up. It's a traffic jam inside your body, and if something goes wrong the intestines are very fragile.

As linked in the wikipedia page, there's a wide range of causes but it sums up to a life-threatening medical emergency that needs resolution ASAP.



As sucky as the situation is digg, keep in mind that it could have been much much worse. Hope you feel better soon.

Edited, Jan 4th 2014 2:11am by IDrownFish
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#3225 Jan 04 2014 at 2:44 AM Rating: Good
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ahh, thanks for the skienz

i poo at least 3 times a day.
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I recently learned that I get backed up if I have the Triple Stuff Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut, which is only annoying up to the point the dam releases and I cry. More weird is that most lasagna have more cheeses and I have no problem. Just that one particular product.
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#3227 Jan 04 2014 at 3:53 AM Rating: Good
To be fair, that stuff probably could kill an elephant.
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In a fit of delusion in which I thought I was an android having my free will stolen, I ripped out the drainage tube and IV last night
Whoops.

I'm hoping I'll get some clear broth today, which I won't get till my intestines turn on. Haven't had food since the first.
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#3229 Jan 04 2014 at 9:13 AM Rating: Good
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Chicken broth? Chicken broth is @#%^ING amazing on cold days. And today is a smidge nippy.

Edited, Jan 4th 2014 10:14am by lolgaxe
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#3230 Jan 04 2014 at 5:31 PM Rating: Good
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In a fit of delusion in which I thought I was an android having my free will stolen, I ripped out the drainage tube and IV last night
Whoops.


Dem drugs, man.
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#3231 Jan 04 2014 at 6:07 PM Rating: Good
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This is both hilarious and terrifying...

Edited, Jan 5th 2014 1:08am by Aethien
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#3232 Jan 04 2014 at 7:32 PM Rating: Good
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This is both hilarious and terrifying...

Edited, Jan 5th 2014 1:08am by Aethien


that was good ****
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
This is both hilarious and terrifying...

Edited, Jan 5th 2014 1:08am by Aethien


Meh, she just proved that idiots exist. I could've told her that. You get the same nonsensical "conversations" in most MMOs, especially if you let people believe you're an actual girl playing video games with them. The amount of hilarious/gross comments I've gotten on my female characters is just baffling. Sometimes I run with it just for sh*ts and giggles. It gets downright creepy really fast.

I remember one player asking for my phone number and wanting to do kinky phone stuffs after I'd helped him complete a mission in SWTOR. I never once claimed to be an actual girl, I was merely playing my female character. I mean, what the @#%^? It was pretty awkward when I told him I was a guy. He was like "Oh, right, I knew that", and then he logged off and never logged on again. Smiley: lol

And one of the comments on her article holds some merit:

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Half of your attempts to push them away just sound like banter, OR it makes you sound trolly/ satirical and if I was reading it on the other end I would be kind of intrigued you weren't actually a pretty hilarious chick.

The *** thing, you need to understand as well, you really never gave a good reason to stay away. All of those guys are thinking- even if you pretend you are pregnant ill just f**k you and never talk to you again.
They're thinking OK, talking about pulling my teeth out, guess ill just f**k you and never talk to you again.


Also, this one struck me as odd:

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Men of the world: You are better than this. I know many of you would never message AaronCarterFan, but many of you would, and a whole bunch of you did. You're better than that. There are women and men out there who are smart, and kind, and challenging, and honest, and a lot of other really positive adjectives.


Birds of a feather, Alli. The men who messaged the fake, psychotic chick are not better than that. They deserve everything they get; let stupid procreate with stupid. Eventually, the offspring will be stupid enough that Darwinian laws step in and remove them from the equation. The only reason people like this get to procreate in the first place is because we no longer have to fight for our survival. These are the people who would've ended up getting eaten by a saber-toothed tiger while trying to **** a coconut.

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let stupid procreate with stupid. Eventually, the offspring will be stupid enough that Darwinian laws step in and remove them from the equation. The only reason people like this get to procreate in the first place is because we no longer have to fight for our survival. These are the people who would've ended up getting eaten by a saber-toothed tiger while trying to @#%^ a coconut.
Smiley: lol

Couldn't have said it better myself. Smiley: rolleyes
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They deserve everything they get; let stupid procreate with stupid. Eventually, the offspring will be stupid enough that Darwinian laws step in and remove them from the equation.
Or the movie Idiocracy, where stupid gradually takes over by overwhelming numbers.
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They deserve everything they get; let stupid procreate with stupid. Eventually, the offspring will be stupid enough that Darwinian laws step in and remove them from the equation.
Or the movie Idiocracy, where stupid gradually takes over by overwhelming numbers.
Don't scare us, we need some hope... Smiley: frown
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Hmm, SimC says I should be doing close to 100k DPS on my Affliction Warlock, but a 10-minute parse on a dummy gave me 70k. I know raid buffs are included in the SimC simulation, but a 40% damage output increase from buffs alone seems a bit much.
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What sort of buffs are included? If they add Bloodlust on a 5 minute fight then yeah, crazy sh*t's gonna happen. Also what procs and cooldowns do you have and how are you using them?


Also, is anyone here going to buy into the alpha and/or beta for Everquest Landmark?

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Could be Bloodlust, though I'm not sure.

Anyway, Affliction is gimped. I'm pushing 100k as Destruction no sweat.
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Now the other question, how do you use what cooldowns and procs you have? Because short of moving as little as possible and not failing your priority/rotation it's the biggest boost in dps you can get if you do it well. It can easily make a 10% difference in dps if you have a few of them.
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I use cooldowns and trinkets as the guides tell me to. I guess there's just a big difference between Destruction and Affliction at these gear levels. Need to hit the haste breakpoint so I can begin stacking mastery.
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#3242 Jan 05 2014 at 9:46 PM Rating: Good
You have to keep in mind that SimCraft is also playing mathematically perfectly.

A big part of this is refreshing DoTs to maximize procs. Use the addon AffDots if you aren't, it's much better than any other DoT timer for maximizing DPS as a DoT class. And Destruction is a lot more forgiving on that than Affliction is.

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Or the movie Idiocracy, where stupid gradually takes over by overwhelming numbers.
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I'm all washed and clean. Smiley: blush

Seems like the best case scenario for me getting out of here is tomorrow.

Yesterday I experienced the pain of dry heaving with an incision wound down your abdomen, aka, the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
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I can live with that. Is she the gal at the drive thru who wears too much makeup, or the new $10 triple cheeseburger?

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I'm all washed and clean. Smiley: blush
Smiley: yippee

idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Seems like the best case scenario for me getting out of here is tomorrow.

Yesterday I experienced the pain of dry heaving with an incision wound down your abdomen, aka, the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
Sounds, um... painful... ow. Smiley: frown

You should try not to do that again.
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#3246 Jan 06 2014 at 1:12 PM Rating: Good
Speedy recovery wishes to you Digg! Once you get out of the hospital are you able to go back to work or do they want you to rest for a while first?

I can't wait until my bf gets his dental insurance card and can go to the dentist. He's been having some really intense tooth pain. It got so bad yesterday we took him to the ER. There was no physical signs of infection, so they just gave him some penicillin and some pain killers and told him to go to the dentist. Took us almost three hours of waiting to get to that point. Smiley: glare My mamabear instincts were coming out and I really wanted to throttle someone for not taking care of my man sooner.
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I've never even had a cavity, although I suppose I do go to the dentist twice a year.
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I've never even had a cavity, although I suppose I do go to the dentist twice a year.


Like most people who don't have any serious dental issues? Smiley: tongue
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Kaolian wrote:
After a horrific accident involving a radioactive housecat, Davejohnsan becomes “THE CAT YODALER!” By day, mild mannered veterinary supplies salesmen, but by night, daemon feline scourge of the swiss alps! Swiss cheese production falls sharply in the first quarter as lack of sleep slowly drives everyone in Switzerland insane
#3249 Jan 06 2014 at 4:07 PM Rating: Good
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So Kali can't really skate. Not that this is unexpected given that she has the athlegic ability of a pudding but it was still funny.

Her boyfriend is a pretty nice guy too.
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Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#3250 Jan 06 2014 at 5:17 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I'm all washed and clean. Smiley: blush
Did you get a **** nurse to do it?


Also Dave, here's an avatar to replace your current non avatar with:
Screenshot
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Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#3251 Jan 07 2014 at 5:51 AM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Speedy recovery wishes to you Digg! Once you get out of the hospital are you able to go back to work or do they want you to rest for a while first?


Gonna have a recovery period. Probably 2-3 weeks. I'll probably need to go out on temporary disability or something. Today is one week in the hospital and I'm itching to be out of here... It was also the max estimate for the stay but no way to know what my chances of leaving are, really. We're sort of waiting for my intestines to wake back up.
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IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
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