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Really should get to that other coast out there at some point anyways. It's been a long time. I hear you people have snow though, what's up with that?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Snow is pretty and makes people fall over, so also entertaining. Hasn't been too bad so far, but apparently the South is trying to send us an extinction level disaster so we'll see next weekend how long that works out for us.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
What the hell is this?
Looks like Vulcan Reddit, but I guess not. Some serious thesaurus usage in there.
Looks like Vulcan Reddit, but I guess not. Some serious thesaurus usage in there.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
I'm all for geek pride, but holy crap even I want to stick their heads in toilets.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
i dont even...
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
You know what I hate in movies/series? When characters hold back information because they think it's embarrassing to tell it to anyone else. Like in this episode of Enterprise I'm watching. The crew is on shore leave, and the captain is seduced and drugged by a spy related to an earlier incident. Instead of telling anyone, he's all "Yeah, no, I just read a book and relaxed" on the shuttle back to the ship.
WHY?! Why would you withhold that kind of information from your closest colleagues and friends? Is there any human being on the planet who would go through that and not immediately call 911 and freak the **** out? Or at least be like "Um, so, I kinda got drugged by this spy, and it's all related to that incident earlier where we almost died, and she mentioned something about me not standing in the way of something about to happen... You guys think we should run this by Starfleet?" And would any human being in their right mind respond with "Um, yeah, you should probably never tell anyone, because that's totally embarrassing, and I now question the size of your penile appendage"?
The last part was paraphrased.
Edited, Feb 18th 2015 11:35pm by Mazra
WHY?! Why would you withhold that kind of information from your closest colleagues and friends? Is there any human being on the planet who would go through that and not immediately call 911 and freak the **** out? Or at least be like "Um, so, I kinda got drugged by this spy, and it's all related to that incident earlier where we almost died, and she mentioned something about me not standing in the way of something about to happen... You guys think we should run this by Starfleet?" And would any human being in their right mind respond with "Um, yeah, you should probably never tell anyone, because that's totally embarrassing, and I now question the size of your penile appendage"?
The last part was paraphrased.
Edited, Feb 18th 2015 11:35pm by Mazra
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Good lord, Duck Dynasty is some funny stuff. Heard it mentioned in a podcast and decided to watch a few episodes.
Damn, they're everything I ever imagined a redneck to be. Watching "Miss Kay" cook up some squirrel stew and Phil and Si going beaver hunting... it's so stereotypical that it hurts my brain. I always imagined it to be like a myth or something. An exaggerated version of the truth. I realize it's television, but if they're just 50% the rednecks they're portrayed as in the show, it's still more than I imagined.
Damn, they're everything I ever imagined a redneck to be. Watching "Miss Kay" cook up some squirrel stew and Phil and Si going beaver hunting... it's so stereotypical that it hurts my brain. I always imagined it to be like a myth or something. An exaggerated version of the truth. I realize it's television, but if they're just 50% the rednecks they're portrayed as in the show, it's still more than I imagined.
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The only reason I know Duck Dynasty at all is because of the trouble the main guy got into with his mouth a few months (year?) ago. Also the oldest guy does commercials for some food shack so he pops up on tv once in a while.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Mazra wrote:
Good lord, Duck Dynasty is some funny stuff. Heard it mentioned in a podcast and decided to watch a few episodes.
****, they're everything I ever imagined a redneck to be. Watching "Miss Kay" cook up some squirrel stew and Phil and Si going beaver hunting... it's so stereotypical that it hurts my brain. I always imagined it to be like a myth or something. An exaggerated version of the truth. I realize it's television, but if they're just 50% the rednecks they're portrayed as in the show, it's still more than I imagined.
****, they're everything I ever imagined a redneck to be. Watching "Miss Kay" cook up some squirrel stew and Phil and Si going beaver hunting... it's so stereotypical that it hurts my brain. I always imagined it to be like a myth or something. An exaggerated version of the truth. I realize it's television, but if they're just 50% the rednecks they're portrayed as in the show, it's still more than I imagined.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
they have writers and idiot friends tho if i recall
more hijinks is more better
more hijinks is more better
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
Yeah, the more episodes I watch, the more obvious it becomes that it's all staged. The first few episodes had me guessing, because the acting was flawed just enough to look credible for a documentary about some very eccentric people, but now that they're bringing in the rest of the family, the difference is pretty clear. Most of the other family members can't even keep a straight face when the others start talking.
I'm guessing the family had redneck tendencies, and some TV guy decided it would make great television if they went full throttle on the redneck. I've seen pictures of the cast members before the show; none of them had full beards. I mean...
I'm guessing the family had redneck tendencies, and some TV guy decided it would make great television if they went full throttle on the redneck. I've seen pictures of the cast members before the show; none of them had full beards. I mean...
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I don't think I've ever seen anything labeled "reality television" that had anything to do with reality. I mean, how often do a dozen people get stranded on a desert island and get put on a Japanese gameshow?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well it's on a real island. What more did you want?
How's the series doing these days anyway? Is their 15min of fame up yet? Just seemed like it's one of those things where they'd have to be doing bigger and bigger stunts until it became obvious that the whole thing was staged and the house of cards would crumble fast. You know, like a Storage Wars. Or is that still a thing too? Should really watch some T.V. aimed towards people over 6 years old at some point.
On that note though Fresh Off the Boat has been amusing, or at least the little I've seen of it.
Edited, Feb 20th 2015 10:17am by someproteinguy
How's the series doing these days anyway? Is their 15min of fame up yet? Just seemed like it's one of those things where they'd have to be doing bigger and bigger stunts until it became obvious that the whole thing was staged and the house of cards would crumble fast. You know, like a Storage Wars. Or is that still a thing too? Should really watch some T.V. aimed towards people over 6 years old at some point.
On that note though Fresh Off the Boat has been amusing, or at least the little I've seen of it.
Edited, Feb 20th 2015 10:17am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
How's the series doing these days anyway?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
So, I was all like, Rejuv! And the boss was all like, Berserker Rush! And I was all like, Wild Growth! And the boss was all like, Blade Dance! And I was all like, Lifebloom! Rejuv! And the boss was all like, Chain Hurl! And I was all like, WTF?!?!!? And the boss was all like, Impale! Open Wounds! And I was all like, Tranq Mutha Fooka!
Bored Druid . . .
Bored Druid . . .
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
cynyck wrote:
Bored Druid . . .
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I was traveling the last two weeks, and so actually watched a bit of tv, so can answer the survivor question as I saw an ad for it. The latest version is white collar vs blue collar vs no collar.
I still have no desire to watch it.
I still have no desire to watch it.
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cynyck wrote:
So, I was all like, Rejuv! And the boss was all like, Berserker Rush! And I was all like, Wild Growth! And the boss was all like, Blade Dance! And I was all like, Lifebloom! Rejuv! And the boss was all like, Chain Hurl! And I was all like, WTF?!?!!? And the boss was all like, Impale! Open Wounds! And I was all like, Tranq Mutha Fooka!
Bored Druid . . .
Bored Druid . . .
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Sir Xsarus wrote:
I was traveling the last two weeks, and so actually watched a bit of tv, so can answer the survivor question as I saw an ad for it. The latest version is white collar vs blue collar vs no collar.
I still have no desire to watch it.
I still have no desire to watch it.
Well, I mean if they want someone to watch it...
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
cynyck has clearly lost it. I'm counting 3 GCDs between those Rejuvs... clipping HoTs like it's 2010.
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Maybe there's a Shaman in there cleansing them so he has to refresh more often.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I missed the S in cleansing and imagined Family Guy's Consuela as a Shaman.
Casting Chain Lightning, "No ... no ... no ..."
Casting Chain Lightning, "No ... no ... no ..."
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Hi everyone. I'm alive.
Anyone end up pregnant and/or infected with something else?
Anyone end up pregnant and/or infected with something else?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
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