Oh, my god, I know, right? And don't forget that Canuck admin who thinks he's hot ****.
Been on a Suits marathon since before Christmas. Harvey Specter is my new idol.
"You know who cries the hardest in a Miss America pageant?"
"The runner-up?"
"The winner! Because she knows she can't win again, and winners always want to win more."
"Yeah... that's not why they cry. What's wrong with you?"
Such a great show. Watch it if you like law firm series.
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Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
*cough*
Happy New Years, and Xmas, etc. all.
And hey there Pigtails, happy things are going so well for you.
The only new thing in my life is that I tried Stroopwafels for the first time today. They weren't bad, but I can't say I see what the fuss was about. And Aeth isn't around to tell me, sooo...
Maybe they go better with tea than coffee?
Happy New Years, and Xmas, etc. all.
And hey there Pigtails, happy things are going so well for you.
The only new thing in my life is that I tried Stroopwafels for the first time today. They weren't bad, but I can't say I see what the fuss was about. And Aeth isn't around to tell me, sooo...
Maybe they go better with tea than coffee?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
idiggory wrote:
Maybe they go better with tea than coffee?
Nothing does, so don't believe the lie.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
I see how it is. You guys fling me **** for not coming by to say hi, and then you ignore me for a week (except Maz because he rocks). 
Well, it is kind of a holiday week.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
And you kinda waited until the boards were on their last breath before coming in.
I mean, where were you a month ago? We could have talked about my first threesome.
I mean, where were you a month ago? We could have talked about my first threesome.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
We can't talk about that now? I want details!
Yeah, I had a threesome once.
It was a little awkward though, because my left hand didn't know what the right hand was doing . . .
Anyway, so Pigtails - good to see you around again! Happy New Year!
It was a little awkward though, because my left hand didn't know what the right hand was doing . . .
Anyway, so Pigtails - good to see you around again! Happy New Year!
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
And the year has officially begun. Huzzah.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Slackers.
I lost count of how many times I've listened to this.
I lost count of how many times I've listened to this.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
You have a serious condition, man. 
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
We can't talk about that now? I want details!
Also hiyas and stuff.
and to everyone else as well! 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Mazra wrote:
You have a serious condition, man.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Mazra wrote:
You have a serious condition, man.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I'm not wearing latex gloves while posting, and I do post a lot, so you should probably get tested.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
You should always practice safe posting. 
But test sounds prudent, maybe some shots, that would get me out of half a day of work at least.
But test sounds prudent, maybe some shots, that would get me out of half a day of work at least.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
lolgaxe wrote:
I'm not wearing latex gloves while posting, and I do post a lot, so you should probably get tested.
you dont have a full body latex suit on at all times?
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
Does one of those Tommy Copper knee braces count?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Threesomes are freaking awesome. I do generally prefer just the normal twosomes because they're far more intimate, but the occasional threesomes are great. They are kind of hit and miss with the boyfriend, because it really depends on his mood. But when the girlfriend and I are together with my secondary, magic happens every time. But he's just awesome in general, so that helps. The boyfriend does try, but he still has a lot of mental hangups from growing up Baptist, and he gets a lot of aches and pains in his joints, which makes sex uncomfortable for him most of the time.
So anyway, there I was in the middle of the dessert. And me without a tie.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Threesomes are freaking awesome. I do generally prefer just the normal twosomes because they're far more intimate, but the occasional threesomes are great. They are kind of hit and miss with the boyfriend, because it really depends on his mood. But when the girlfriend and I are together with my secondary, magic happens every time. But he's just awesome in general, so that helps. The boyfriend does try, but he still has a lot of mental hangups from growing up Baptist, and he gets a lot of aches and pains in his joints, which makes *** uncomfortable for him most of the time.
Like how bad aches and pains? Because that sounds like an awful way to go through life. Advil before sex perhaps?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
They are kind of hit and miss with the boyfriend, because it really depends on his mood. But when the girlfriend and I are together with my secondary, magic happens every time. But he's just awesome in general, so that helps.
From what I've gathered, you've got two boyfriends (one primary, one secondary) and a girlfriend? Girl, you need to start including a list of characters with your stories, because I can't keep up! Won't be long until we'll need designations like "quaternary" and "duodenary".
Edited, Jan 13th 2015 8:20pm by Mazra
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Yup, Maz you hit the nail on the head. No more partners beyond that though, aside from the occasional partner. I don't have enough time to devote to more than three people. =x
I'm not really sure how bad his pain is honestly, he doesn't like to talk about it. I just know that he can't do certain activities for very long because he gets cramps in is wrists and his knees cause him problems too. Honestly I think part of it (with his knees anyways) is his weight. He's not huge or anything, but he could probably stand to lose 50 lbs or so and it's bound to have an affect on his joints. But he knows he needs to lose weight, so there's little point to me bringing it up to him without sounding mean. Besides that, we just get into debates about proper nutrition. He won't even attempt to try the diet that I lost 40 lbs with because he doesn't agree with it. I don't know if he thinks my results are a fluke or what, but he's damn stubborn.
I'm not really sure how bad his pain is honestly, he doesn't like to talk about it. I just know that he can't do certain activities for very long because he gets cramps in is wrists and his knees cause him problems too. Honestly I think part of it (with his knees anyways) is his weight. He's not huge or anything, but he could probably stand to lose 50 lbs or so and it's bound to have an affect on his joints. But he knows he needs to lose weight, so there's little point to me bringing it up to him without sounding mean. Besides that, we just get into debates about proper nutrition. He won't even attempt to try the diet that I lost 40 lbs with because he doesn't agree with it. I don't know if he thinks my results are a fluke or what, but he's damn stubborn.
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