I love my bag. It's more than a decade old, caked in sand, dirt, and blood, and still carries everything like a champ. The worst thing about it is that once I retire I'll have to return it, which means I'll have to buy a new bag and replace it for the old bag because I'm not going to give it up.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.