Lolgaxe, if you get a chance to have a night out with your wife, you definitely want to check out Drunk Shakespeare
. I went last night and laughed so hard I'm hoarse today.
Basically, they do a random Shakespeare show. But one of the actors does 5 shots beforehand (and might do more throughout the show depending on audience input). And then they give the drunk one artistic control over the entire performance. But it's the kind of cast who, for instance, would sit on the bar next to you before the show and tell you their favorite dirty sonnet.
Oh, did I mention that the best seats in the house are literally at
the bar? Because that was great.
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.