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#6102 Jun 21 2014 at 11:15 PM Rating: Good
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12 credits!? Hah, I wish I could take that little. That's hilarious.
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#6103 Jun 22 2014 at 3:56 AM Rating: Good
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. . . Computer Science . . . Biology sequence culminating in a course on Genetics.
Edited, Jun 21st 2014 6:27pm by IDrownFish
Oh, I see where this is going . . .
Cyborgs are awesome.

I'm betting he goes for making himself some robo hands first so he won't get blisters anymore from rowing.
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#6104 Jun 22 2014 at 6:27 AM Rating: Good
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Lolgaxe, if you get a chance to have a night out with your wife, you definitely want to check out Drunk Shakespeare. I went last night and laughed so hard I'm hoarse today.

Basically, they do a random Shakespeare show. But one of the actors does 5 shots beforehand (and might do more throughout the show depending on audience input). And then they give the drunk one artistic control over the entire performance. But it's the kind of cast who, for instance, would sit on the bar next to you before the show and tell you their favorite dirty sonnet.

Oh, did I mention that the best seats in the house are literally at the bar? Because that was great.
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#6105 Jun 22 2014 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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the best seats are always at the bar
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#6106 Jun 22 2014 at 8:14 PM Rating: Good
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I should note the show is just done in the middle of the bar. There's no stage or anything. So I was sitting at the bar, and the actors were standing right in front of us, and the tables were against the walls around the room.
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#6107 Jun 22 2014 at 9:58 PM Rating: Good
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that sounds cool
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#6108 Jun 23 2014 at 8:08 AM Rating: Excellent
It sounds interesting. The trailer didn't really grab my interest, but if I were in the area I'd probably go check it out anyway.
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#6109 Jun 23 2014 at 9:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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12 credits!? Hah, I wish I could take that little. That's hilarious.
I don't even think I took 12 credits my last semester when I had everything wrapped up.


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. . . Computer Science . . . Biology sequence culminating in a course on Genetics.
Edited, Jun 21st 2014 6:27pm by IDrownFish
Oh, I see where this is going . . .
Cyborgs are awesome.
And if that fails you get a cozy job doing bioinformatics until you're old and frail. Smiley: nod

Edited, Jun 23rd 2014 8:28am by someproteinguy
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#6110 Jun 23 2014 at 11:04 AM Rating: Excellent
I had one semester at the end with only 2 classes. That was nice.

I had taken one spring course every year, so the last term was really easy. Which was good because I was sick of school at that point.
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#6111 Jun 23 2014 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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And then they give the drunk one artistic control over the entire performance.
Neither of us are really fans of Shakespeare, but we've both been amused many times by alcoholics. I'll take your tip under advisement.
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#6112 Jun 23 2014 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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Young people can't be alcoholics. It's a title that comes with age and experience.
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#6113 Jun 23 2014 at 8:55 PM Rating: Good
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Young people can't be alcoholics. It's a title that comes with age and experience.


this is true

the young ones are just drunks
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#6114 Jun 24 2014 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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I'll have you know in high school I drank at an advanced placement level, thank you very much.
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#6115 Jun 25 2014 at 6:06 AM Rating: Good
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Talking about alcohol, I got some bottles from Midtfyns Bryghus today and they have braille on their labels, I'm assuming it says what beer it is so even if you're blind you still know whether you're drinking a stout or an IPA before you open the bottle.
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#6116 Jun 25 2014 at 6:12 AM Rating: Good
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Either that, or it's the expiration date.
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#6117 Jun 25 2014 at 6:33 AM Rating: Good
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Beer doesn't expire though, it'll taste bad if it's kept under poor conditions or not suited to aging but it won't spoil.
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#6118 Jun 25 2014 at 6:59 AM Rating: Good
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All products sold for consumption have expiration dates here. Even salt...

Edited, Jun 25th 2014 3:21pm by Mazra
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#6119 Jun 25 2014 at 7:31 AM Rating: Good
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They have to, doesn't mean that it actually expires though. And it certainly wouldn't be required to put it in braille.


So I looked it up:
midtfyns bryghus
imperial stout
0i,e :p


No clue what that last line is supposed to be or if I got it right as it makes zero sense to me.
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#6120 Jun 25 2014 at 7:36 AM Rating: Good
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If it goes from tasting good to tasting bad then it has spoiled. I'm not going to keep it around because of a technicality.
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#6121 Jun 25 2014 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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There's no real date to set for that though, especially with high alcohol beers that just change with age where better or worse is a personal thing.
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#6122 Jun 25 2014 at 8:34 AM Rating: Excellent
We made a honey cream ale that definitely gets better when it's hot outside, or you've been working hard.
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#6123 Jun 25 2014 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
All products sold for consumption have expiration dates here. Even salt...
You have expiration dates on salt? Smiley: dubious

Europeans... Smiley: oyvey
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#6124 Jun 25 2014 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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Italians are great at making food and beer, omnomnom.


Edit: that's just the Danish Protein, I have no expiration date on my salt.

Edited, Jun 25th 2014 5:46pm by Aethien
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#6125 Jun 25 2014 at 9:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ahh, well in that case.

Denmark people...

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#6126 Jun 25 2014 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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http://satwcomic.com/picky-denmark
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#6127 Jun 25 2014 at 10:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Italians are great at making food and beer,
Just remember, the Greeks invented *** for pleasure and orgies, and several hundred years later the Italians let the women in.
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#6128 Jun 25 2014 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
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Edited, Jun 25th 2014 3:21pm by Mazra


even the honey?
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#6129 Jun 26 2014 at 4:02 AM Rating: Good
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Apparently there are tornadoes or whatever their water variant is called near the islands north of the Netherlands, didn't know we could get those.
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#6130 Jun 26 2014 at 4:35 AM Rating: Good
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you had a sharknado????????
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#6131 Jun 26 2014 at 5:26 AM Rating: Good
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No sharks spotted yet although there are some tiny ones around there.
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#6132 Jun 26 2014 at 8:35 AM Rating: Good
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You should carry a chainsaw just in case.
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#6133 Jun 26 2014 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
And some explosives, to stop the tornadoes themselves.
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#6134 Jun 26 2014 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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It was only in the north/north east of the country and up in Friesland and Groningen there's pretty much nothing anyone cares about if it gets eaten by a shark.
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#6135 Jun 26 2014 at 11:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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This is some pretty fantastic editing:

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Maybe the only part of Jimmy Fallon's show that's amusing.

Still can't stand Jimmy, though.
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So it's my sister's birthday and her boyfriend got her an engagement ring. Not all too surprising given that they bought a house together a year ago but I'm happy for her nonetheless.





Also means I need to get a wedding appropriate suit before next year.
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No sharks spotted yet although there are some tiny ones around there.


i actually caught two hammerhead pups today as a random side note
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i actually caught two hammerhead pups
Hammerhead Pups? Like ... shark dogs?
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#6140 Jun 27 2014 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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baby hammerhead sharks

like about a foot long
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#6141 Jun 27 2014 at 7:37 PM Rating: Good
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What do they taste like?
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#6142 Jun 27 2014 at 11:49 PM Rating: Good
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no idea

never eaten one
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#6143 Jun 28 2014 at 1:03 AM Rating: Good
I'm confused. You caught hammerhead shark pups... and didn't eat them? Is that even allowed?
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#6144 Jun 28 2014 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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Missed opportunity for sure.
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I'm confused. You caught hammerhead shark pups... and didn't eat them? Is that even allowed?


is the normal thing to do, no one eats them that i have heard of
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apparently i am terrible at super mario brothers cause i remember it being harder...

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My brother just got engaged.

That means that, not only am I the only single one of my siblings, I'm soon to be the only unmarried one. Man, I really wish *** marriage was coming along slower, then I'd have a solid excuse...
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#6148 Jun 29 2014 at 9:14 PM Rating: Excellent
Lots of cursing.
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#6149 Jun 29 2014 at 9:43 PM Rating: Good
So if any of y'all are ever in Austin, I've got a recommendation for you.

Lick Ice Cream. Their flavors are awesome, the people there are awesome, and take a date there and split awesome ice cream with them and score points. I just had the Honeyed Peaches with Rosemary and the Goat Cheese, Thyme, and Honey.
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#6150 Jun 30 2014 at 1:01 AM Rating: Good
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I don't think I'll be within a thousand miles of Austin anytime soon. Texas isn't really on top of my list of places to go in the US, mostly because it's so far away from everything else.
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#6151 Jun 30 2014 at 1:19 AM Rating: Good
I understand that, every state bordering Texas would be better off not existing.
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