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#502 Sep 07 2013 at 8:34 PM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
First.

Second.

Also, .jpg is .jpg-y.



what is this .jpg-y you speak of?

sounds liek some sort of black magic.
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#503 Sep 07 2013 at 8:51 PM Rating: Good
Basically, images (especially .jpgs) end up with blurs and artifacts unless you sacrifice thirteen goats on a moonless night and dance with the spirits covered in a virgin's blood, amongst other painstaking procedures.

I'm all out of virgin's blood, so ya get the images like that.

Edited, Sep 7th 2013 10:51pm by IDrownFish
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#504 Sep 07 2013 at 9:53 PM Rating: Good
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ahhh

virgin blood is hard to find these days.

just made some lomi oio. letting it chill while my rice cooks.
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#505 Sep 08 2013 at 5:15 AM Rating: Default
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I just put some banana in my cereal, it's delicious.
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#506 Sep 08 2013 at 5:52 AM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
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virgin blood is hard to find these days.
All dem kids having *** makes virgin blood a rare commodity. It makes witchcraft and dark magic a more complicated thing.
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#507 Sep 08 2013 at 6:27 AM Rating: Default
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#508 Sep 09 2013 at 3:21 AM Rating: Good
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Roger Waters was awesome. 5 hours of sleep slightly less so.
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#509 Sep 09 2013 at 4:36 AM Rating: Good
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Roger Waters was awesome. 5 hours of sleep slightly less so.


i've seen him twice. so i fully agree.

the lack of sleep will fade, the knowing you saw waters will not.
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#510 Sep 09 2013 at 5:05 AM Rating: Default
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I did my puzzle last night and the cloud section is done!
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#511 Sep 09 2013 at 5:44 AM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Roger Waters was awesome. 5 hours of sleep slightly less so.


i've seen him twice. so i fully agree.

the lack of sleep will fade, the knowing you saw waters will not.
It was totally worth the ridiculous amount of money. The Wall made for a pretty dam impressive show.
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#512 Sep 09 2013 at 7:08 AM Rating: Default
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Tennis final tonight, i need to buy more pretzel.
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#513 Sep 09 2013 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
virgin blood is hard to find these days.
I've always wondered if there was an age restriction when it came to virgin blood. I mean, as long as I avoid like Kentucky and Catholic Churches I could find a few five year olds.
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Edit: **** you lolgaxe.

Edited, Sep 9th 2013 3:16pm by Aethien
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#515 Sep 09 2013 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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One shot, from an unknown spot. One kill, because of my skill. Smiley: grin

One edit, because of my lack of coffee.

Edited, Sep 9th 2013 9:21am by lolgaxe
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#516 Sep 09 2013 at 7:23 AM Rating: Default
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Wearing my new sandals and going to walk the dogs.
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#517 Sep 09 2013 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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One shot, from an unknown spot. One kill, because of my skill. Smiley: grin

One edit, because of my lack of coffee.

Edited, Sep 9th 2013 9:21am by lolgaxe
Is it me or did you start posting earlier than usual today?
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#518 Sep 09 2013 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
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I got to work 40 minutes late, he got to work 40 minutes late. Cosmic balance.
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#519 Sep 09 2013 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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Went to a part Saturday. Wished I hadn't on Sunday. Wished I could go to work 40 minutes late today.

Unfortunately, 40 minutes late means I missed an entire lesson, which would probably not go over well with the administration. Not to mention the angry letters from the parents. Smiley: eek
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#520 Sep 09 2013 at 7:38 AM Rating: Good
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Still drunk when you got to class/work this morning?
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#521 Sep 09 2013 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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Fortunately, my boss wasn't in yet, and most of the people typically there early were off today. Smiley: lol

And it wasn't planned. That was 40 minutes of additional traffic on top of my normal commute.
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#522 Sep 09 2013 at 8:15 AM Rating: Default
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I was late also to walk my dogs but everything is ok now.
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#523 Sep 09 2013 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
[/quote]Is it me or did you start posting earlier than usual today?
A little, yeah. Didn't have as many emails and phone calls to reply to as usual.
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#524 Sep 09 2013 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
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Is it me or did you start posting earlier than usual today?
A little, yeah. Didn't have as many emails and phone calls to reply to as usual.[/quote]
Given that it's a Monday morning, I was shocked by how calm my and the division email accounts were...

I think I only had to reply to... 3? That's practically unheard of.
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#525 Sep 09 2013 at 8:53 AM Rating: Default
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Slow morning for me also, i had 2 emails from friends. This is an awesome thread!
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#526 Sep 09 2013 at 9:13 AM Rating: Good
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School recently started up again, and the majority of my work comes from people getting out of high school and joining up, but even saying that this weekend was remarkably quiet. Did something happen around here that I wasn't aware of? I thought it was just a regular weekend.
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#527 Sep 09 2013 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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Syria decreasing peoples' desires to enlist?

I don't say that seriously, it's just the only thing I could think of.
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#528 Sep 09 2013 at 10:08 AM Rating: Default
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US of A is getting out of war business, when you have to ask congress for a little air strikes...
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#529 Sep 09 2013 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Still drunk when you got to class/work this morning?


Nah, just a fading hangover.
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#531 Sep 09 2013 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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Still drunk when you got to class/work this morning?


Nah, just a fading hangover.
And then you got to teach 25 hyper kids? Sounds lovely.
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#532 Sep 09 2013 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
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Set fire to a random kid. That'll calm them down.

Well, except the one on fire, I guess.

Edited, Sep 9th 2013 1:41pm by lolgaxe
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And then you got to teach 25 hyper kids? Sounds lovely.


71, actually. Monday mornings feature physical education with three classes.
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#534 Sep 09 2013 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
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I loathe dealing with 1 child. 71 would drive me to suicide.

Also, it's my mother's birthday this month, and I don't have the slightest clue what to get her. I'm trying not to do this last-minute, but that doesn't work if I can't think of anything she'd want/use.
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#535 Sep 09 2013 at 12:05 PM Rating: Default
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Gym class is a joke nobody cares or participates anyways, getting a ball in the face or wrestling with BABA is stupid.
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#536 Sep 09 2013 at 12:06 PM Rating: Good
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I'd suggest flowers and a home cooked meal.

I could deal with any number of kids if they were my own. It's other peoples' kids I can't stand.
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And then you got to teach 25 hyper kids? Sounds lovely.


71, actually. Monday mornings feature physical education with three classes.
Hah, perfect.

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Also, it's my mother's birthday this month, and I don't have the slightest clue what to get her. I'm trying not to do this last-minute, but that doesn't work if I can't think of anything she'd want/use.
Anything consumable is good, if she likes a good tea or coffee or fancy chocolate or wine or whatever that's great. Alternatively take her out for a day to do something you both enjoy (theater or something?).

Always good and they work for the person who already has everything they want.
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#538 Sep 09 2013 at 12:15 PM Rating: Default
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I suggest a subscription to your favorite *** mag, so you can borrow it later on..win win gift.
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#539 Sep 09 2013 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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I'd suggest flowers and a home cooked meal.

I could deal with any number of kids if they were my own. It's other peoples' kids I can't stand.


I'm just going to play it safe and never break into that territory. Smiley: lol

Particularly not when having kids means spending more time around other peoples' kids.

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Also, it's my mother's birthday this month, and I don't have the slightest clue what to get her. I'm trying not to do this last-minute, but that doesn't work if I can't think of anything she'd want/use.
Anything consumable is good, if she likes a good tea or coffee or fancy chocolate or wine or whatever that's great. Alternatively take her out for a day to do something you both enjoy (theater or something?).

Always good and they work for the person who already has everything they want.[/quote]

Getting her to actually go out for those gifts is the problem. My sister is constantly trying to do day trips, weekends, etc. with my mom as gifts, but it's an eternal case of never being a good time. Smiley: glare

My dad does most of the cooking in the house, and he's a much better chef than I am, so the home-cooked thing tends to fall flat. I sent her lilies for mothers day (Lilly was my grandmother's name, and one of my mom's favorite flowers). So flowers now fall a little flat.

My dad bought her a tablet, so an e-reader is out.

Everyone has been defaulting to activities she can do with my niece. But I feel like she deserves to get presents that are actually for her. I know she enjoys doing them with her granddaughter, but I feel like she deserves to pamper herself, too.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:

Also, it's my mother's birthday this month, and I don't have the slightest clue what to get her. I'm trying not to do this last-minute, but that doesn't work if I can't think of anything she'd want/use.
Didn't we do this question last year too?

Get some of your childhood pictures reprinted/digitized/something.
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I could deal with any number of kids if they were my own. It's other peoples' kids I can't stand.

I couldn't; too much hen house already.
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The wine is out with liver pâté.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:

Also, it's my mother's birthday this month, and I don't have the slightest clue what to get her. I'm trying not to do this last-minute, but that doesn't work if I can't think of anything she'd want/use.
Didn't we do this question last year too?

Get some of your childhood pictures reprinted/digitized/something.


Probably. I love giving gifts, but the process leading up to that sucks. Also, my parents are so freaking hard to buy for. My dad loves to cook, but he's so resistant to change that he won't even use new cooking utensils, even when the old ones are rusted. You need to sneak them into the trash on garbage day and force him to use the new ones.

I'm not sure my mom has actually used anything I've ever given her. And, right now, chocolate/food items would go straight into my niece's mouth (she's also "dieting"). She hates massages, and has a tendency to regift spa certificates/haircut certificates. Smiley: lol

And because she's quite religious, the chances of there being any overlap in things I've read and things she might like to read is next to nothing. In general, Christianity is a theme in most of the things she reads.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
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And then you got to teach 25 hyper kids? Sounds lovely.


71, actually. Monday mornings feature physical education with three classes.
Hah, perfect.


Jerk.

And I completely snapped near the end of the lesson. Stupid kids got into fights constantly and kept whining about the teams I made. Too much QQ, not enough doing what they're told.

Also just realized, I think I left the gas on in the lab. Tomorrow should be interesting. -_-
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Mazra wrote:
Also just realized, I think I left the gas on in the lab. Tomorrow should be interesting. -_-
What kind of gas? Like the kind that explodes the school, or the kind where you pass out and suffocate when you walk in the room?

Either way I'm sure the night janitor will be in for a good time. Smiley: nod

Edited, Sep 9th 2013 3:34pm by someproteinguy
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I just learned i have a gig with my son this week-end, i am replacing a member of the band at the guitar (acoustic rhythm) for one night...First time playing with him on stage.
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Also just realized, I think I left the gas on in the lab. Tomorrow should be interesting. -_-
What kind of gas? Like the kind that explodes the school, or the kind where you pass out and suffocate when you walk in the room?

Either way I'm sure the night janitor will be in for a good time. Smiley: nod

Edited, Sep 9th 2013 3:34pm by someproteinguy


im guessing nitrous. cause kids love nitrous.
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Mazra wrote:
And I completely snapped near the end of the lesson. Stupid kids got into fights constantly and kept whining about the teams I made. Too much QQ, not enough doing what they're told.

Also just realized, I think I left the gas on in the lab. Tomorrow should be interesting. -_-
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But really, I'd probably snap way before you did.
Also, I hope nothing bad happens with the gas. Or that you have good insurance I guess.
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Someone used the lab after me and apparently shut off the gas then.

Been dodging eye contact with the other chemistry teachers all day. Smiley: lol
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Eh, everyone makes mistakes. Might even have been the janitor or someone who checks the school each day.
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