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#527 Sep 09 2013 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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Syria decreasing peoples' desires to enlist?

I don't say that seriously, it's just the only thing I could think of.
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#528 Sep 09 2013 at 10:08 AM Rating: Default
US of A is getting out of war business, when you have to ask congress for a little air strikes...
#529 Sep 09 2013 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Still drunk when you got to class/work this morning?


Nah, just a fading hangover.
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#530 Sep 09 2013 at 11:31 AM Rating: Default
The average prison meal is more nutritious than the average school lunch.
#531 Sep 09 2013 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Still drunk when you got to class/work this morning?


Nah, just a fading hangover.
And then you got to teach 25 hyper kids? Sounds lovely.
#532 Sep 09 2013 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
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Set fire to a random kid. That'll calm them down.

Well, except the one on fire, I guess.

Edited, Sep 9th 2013 1:41pm by lolgaxe
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#533 Sep 09 2013 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
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And then you got to teach 25 hyper kids? Sounds lovely.


71, actually. Monday mornings feature physical education with three classes.
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#534 Sep 09 2013 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
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I loathe dealing with 1 child. 71 would drive me to suicide.

Also, it's my mother's birthday this month, and I don't have the slightest clue what to get her. I'm trying not to do this last-minute, but that doesn't work if I can't think of anything she'd want/use.
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#535 Sep 09 2013 at 12:05 PM Rating: Default
Gym class is a joke nobody cares or participates anyways, getting a ball in the face or wrestling with BABA is stupid.
#536 Sep 09 2013 at 12:06 PM Rating: Good
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I'd suggest flowers and a home cooked meal.

I could deal with any number of kids if they were my own. It's other peoples' kids I can't stand.
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#537 Sep 09 2013 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And then you got to teach 25 hyper kids? Sounds lovely.


71, actually. Monday mornings feature physical education with three classes.
Hah, perfect.

idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Also, it's my mother's birthday this month, and I don't have the slightest clue what to get her. I'm trying not to do this last-minute, but that doesn't work if I can't think of anything she'd want/use.
Anything consumable is good, if she likes a good tea or coffee or fancy chocolate or wine or whatever that's great. Alternatively take her out for a day to do something you both enjoy (theater or something?).

Always good and they work for the person who already has everything they want.
#538 Sep 09 2013 at 12:15 PM Rating: Default
I suggest a subscription to your favorite gay mag, so you can borrow it later on..win win gift.
#539 Sep 09 2013 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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I'd suggest flowers and a home cooked meal.

I could deal with any number of kids if they were my own. It's other peoples' kids I can't stand.


I'm just going to play it safe and never break into that territory. Smiley: lol

Particularly not when having kids means spending more time around other peoples' kids.

idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Also, it's my mother's birthday this month, and I don't have the slightest clue what to get her. I'm trying not to do this last-minute, but that doesn't work if I can't think of anything she'd want/use.
Anything consumable is good, if she likes a good tea or coffee or fancy chocolate or wine or whatever that's great. Alternatively take her out for a day to do something you both enjoy (theater or something?).

Always good and they work for the person who already has everything they want.[/quote]

Getting her to actually go out for those gifts is the problem. My sister is constantly trying to do day trips, weekends, etc. with my mom as gifts, but it's an eternal case of never being a good time. Smiley: glare

My dad does most of the cooking in the house, and he's a much better chef than I am, so the home-cooked thing tends to fall flat. I sent her lilies for mothers day (Lilly was my grandmother's name, and one of my mom's favorite flowers). So flowers now fall a little flat.

My dad bought her a tablet, so an e-reader is out.

Everyone has been defaulting to activities she can do with my niece. But I feel like she deserves to get presents that are actually for her. I know she enjoys doing them with her granddaughter, but I feel like she deserves to pamper herself, too.
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#540 Sep 09 2013 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:

Also, it's my mother's birthday this month, and I don't have the slightest clue what to get her. I'm trying not to do this last-minute, but that doesn't work if I can't think of anything she'd want/use.
Didn't we do this question last year too?

Get some of your childhood pictures reprinted/digitized/something.
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#541 Sep 09 2013 at 12:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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I could deal with any number of kids if they were my own. It's other peoples' kids I can't stand.

I couldn't; too much hen house already.
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#542 Sep 09 2013 at 12:40 PM Rating: Default
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#543 Sep 09 2013 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:

Also, it's my mother's birthday this month, and I don't have the slightest clue what to get her. I'm trying not to do this last-minute, but that doesn't work if I can't think of anything she'd want/use.
Didn't we do this question last year too?

Get some of your childhood pictures reprinted/digitized/something.


Probably. I love giving gifts, but the process leading up to that sucks. Also, my parents are so freaking hard to buy for. My dad loves to cook, but he's so resistant to change that he won't even use new cooking utensils, even when the old ones are rusted. You need to sneak them into the trash on garbage day and force him to use the new ones.

I'm not sure my mom has actually used anything I've ever given her. And, right now, chocolate/food items would go straight into my niece's mouth (she's also "dieting"). She hates massages, and has a tendency to regift spa certificates/haircut certificates. Smiley: lol

And because she's quite religious, the chances of there being any overlap in things I've read and things she might like to read is next to nothing. In general, Christianity is a theme in most of the things she reads.
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#544 Sep 09 2013 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mazra wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And then you got to teach 25 hyper kids? Sounds lovely.


71, actually. Monday mornings feature physical education with three classes.
Hah, perfect.


Jerk.

And I completely snapped near the end of the lesson. Stupid kids got into fights constantly and kept whining about the teams I made. Too much QQ, not enough doing what they're told.

Also just realized, I think I left the gas on in the lab. Tomorrow should be interesting. -_-
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#546 Sep 09 2013 at 4:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also just realized, I think I left the gas on in the lab. Tomorrow should be interesting. -_-
What kind of gas? Like the kind that explodes the school, or the kind where you pass out and suffocate when you walk in the room?

Either way I'm sure the night janitor will be in for a good time. Smiley: nod

Edited, Sep 9th 2013 3:34pm by someproteinguy
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#547 Sep 09 2013 at 7:45 PM Rating: Decent
I just learned i have a gig with my son this week-end, i am replacing a member of the band at the guitar (acoustic rhythm) for one night...First time playing with him on stage.
#548 Sep 09 2013 at 8:50 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Also just realized, I think I left the gas on in the lab. Tomorrow should be interesting. -_-
What kind of gas? Like the kind that explodes the school, or the kind where you pass out and suffocate when you walk in the room?

Either way I'm sure the night janitor will be in for a good time. Smiley: nod

Edited, Sep 9th 2013 3:34pm by someproteinguy


im guessing nitrous. cause kids love nitrous.
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#549 Sep 10 2013 at 2:55 AM Rating: Good
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And I completely snapped near the end of the lesson. Stupid kids got into fights constantly and kept whining about the teams I made. Too much QQ, not enough doing what they're told.

Also just realized, I think I left the gas on in the lab. Tomorrow should be interesting. -_-
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But really, I'd probably snap way before you did.
Also, I hope nothing bad happens with the gas. Or that you have good insurance I guess.
#550 Sep 10 2013 at 5:39 AM Rating: Good
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Someone used the lab after me and apparently shut off the gas then.

Been dodging eye contact with the other chemistry teachers all day. Smiley: lol
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#551 Sep 10 2013 at 6:05 AM Rating: Good
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Eh, everyone makes mistakes. Might even have been the janitor or someone who checks the school each day.
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