Technically it's not mine, it's the universities. I have to put up with periodic weirdness if I want to access my e-mail; which I ironically don't. It also runs an antivirus program that never finishes. It starts once a week and scans the drive but never completes before the next one starts. It's a downward spiral after that. By the time 3 or 4 of them are stacked up scanning different parts of the drive the computer gets annoyingly slow and I have to reboot.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover