His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Yeah, yeah. I had my Danny Devito Ruthless People hat on. I know you're not a Netherer. (Netherlandian, right? Or Netherlandite?)
I'm actually fairly geographically literate. You guys are on the north coast of what I call the main part of the continent, eh? And Maz kind of bridges the fjords guarding those hot blondes in Sweden and Finland (and I'm drawing a blank on the other country up there)? How'd I do?
Solicitations malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles
Write it in English, not in Pentagonese. It's not a launcher, rifle cartridge, 7.62mm; it's a rifle. Call it a compass, not a direction-finding module. And if someone insists on being called AdcomphibsPac, the Fact File should explain to those not gifted in garblespeak that he's talking about the administrative office of the communication services for amphibious forces in the Pacific.
— Preface to The United States Department of Defense Fact File