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#22977
Jul 26 2013 at 12:54 PM
Damn. I haven't had a birthday even 10% that nice.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22978
Jul 26 2013 at 1:18 PM
I've had birthdays I don't remember, so I have to assume they were pretty awesome.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22979
Jul 26 2013 at 1:32 PM
I've been to the Tour once, 4 hours of cars passing by and then about 5 minutes of cyclists going by very very fast. It wasn't all that much fun.
#22980
Jul 26 2013 at 1:43 PM
Mazra wrote:
Went to a place called Valmorel, one of the many ski resort "villages" in the Alps.
It's some 70 kilometers from Mont Blanc (could see the top of it from our terrace) and is close to Les 3 Vallées (3 Valleys). Spent a good 10 days hiking the mountains, cooling off in the pool and drinking Pelforth Brune at various cafes. And I got to see Tour de France from a mountain top on my birthday. Good times.
It's some 70 kilometers from Mont Blanc (could see the top of it from our terrace) and is close to Les 3 Vallées (3 Valleys). Spent a good 10 days hiking the mountains, cooling off in the pool and drinking Pelforth Brune at various cafes. And I got to see Tour de France from a mountain top on my birthday. Good times.
You disappear for two weeks while we sit here staring at the phone all night and all day, worried sick about our little boy, and you not once thought, "Oh, I should call and let them know I'm O.K."? That's not how you were raised! We have feelings too you know!
. . . well . . . it is good to have you back, after all. We saved some of Aethien's Schwartzwalder Kirschtörte for you, whatever the hell that is. Honestly, it looks like an inside-out dead animal, but he says it tastes great. It's in the refrigerator. No, there's no beer in the refrigerator, Aethien has us drinking warm stout now. Look in the oven.
. . . oh, come here and give me a big hug!
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
#22981
Jul 26 2013 at 2:05 PM
cynyck wrote:
. . . well . . . it is good to have you back, after all. We saved some of Aethien's Schwartzwalder Kirschtörte for you, whatever the hell that is. Honestly, it looks like an inside-out dead animal, but he says it tastes great. It's in the refrigerator. No, there's no beer in the refrigerator, Aethien has us drinking warm stout now. Look in the oven.
Also, it's summer, summer is for nice cold IPA's. witbier, Weissbier and lambic.
#22982
Jul 26 2013 at 2:18 PM
Looks like I came back just in time.
Kirschtorte is excellent, but it's sort of the wrong country for that. I had crêpes, crème brûlées and Génépi for dessert while in France.
Kirschtorte is excellent, but it's sort of the wrong country for that. I had crêpes, crème brûlées and Génépi for dessert while in France.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#22983
Jul 26 2013 at 2:28 PM
Southern Tier made a creme brulee stout. It's supposedly very sweet and really tastes like creme brulee..
#22984
Jul 26 2013 at 4:10 PM
Ew, I'm not sure I would want to drink that.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#22985
Jul 26 2013 at 4:35 PM
Though now I could really go for some creme brulee...
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22986
Jul 26 2013 at 5:58 PM
Mazra wrote:
Ew, I'm not sure I would want to drink that.
Think of it as bottled creme brulee with alcohol and some chocolate and roasty flavours.
Also, I started sneezing today and my nose is now so full of snot I can't sleep anymore. Oh and I just had the wonderful experience of pulling a ~1.5 inch spider out of my hair.
#22987
Jul 26 2013 at 6:04 PM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Ew, I'm not sure I would want to drink that.
Think of it as bottled creme brulee with alcohol and some chocolate and roasty flavours.
Also, I started sneezing today and my nose is now so full of snot I can't sleep anymore. Oh and I just had the wonderful experience of pulling a ~1.5 inch spider out of my hair.
Time to shave it all off.
What? That's a reasonable reaction.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22988
Jul 26 2013 at 6:18 PM
I am actually getting my hair cut soon. Unrelated to the spider though.
#22989
Jul 26 2013 at 7:26 PM
Well you may want to warn whoever is cutting it, lest there be more.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22990
Jul 26 2013 at 10:18 PM
i'd leave them in for the surprise factor.
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#22991
Jul 27 2013 at 2:47 AM
Despite the fact that I have long hair I do notice when a spider is crawling around in there so I'm confident my head is spider free now.
#22992
Jul 27 2013 at 3:34 AM
So, I need to go outside today and cycle to the nearest city (~7 miles) and I just read a warning on the news for dangerous weather. Because of the high humidity every time it rains today there is a significant chance it escalates to a thunderstorm with heavy wind and hail up to a few cm in diameter.
****.
****.
#22993
Jul 27 2013 at 4:05 AM
Define "need."
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22994
Jul 27 2013 at 4:39 AM
My life doesn't depend on it but it would really suck to have to make a new appointment.
#22995
Jul 27 2013 at 4:58 AM
Well then, you better pedal fast.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22996
Jul 27 2013 at 5:11 AM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Despite the fact that I have long hair I do notice when a spider is crawling around in there so I'm confident my head is spider free now.
I'd wash my hair in petrol and light it on fire. Only way to be sure that none of the spider spawn survive.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#22997
Jul 27 2013 at 5:45 AM
Eh, I just threw the spider outside. I hope it eats some bugs there.
#22998
Jul 27 2013 at 6:10 AM
People like you are part of the problem. 
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22999
Jul 27 2013 at 6:29 AM
I live in the middle of a forest, spiders and bugs are unavoidable here but they're all harmless.
#23000
Jul 27 2013 at 6:42 AM
Burn the forest down.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#23001
Jul 27 2013 at 10:04 AM
That would kill me too. Or at least get me in jail for years.
Plus there are also squirrels and deer and rabbits and birds and boars in this forest.
Plus there are also squirrels and deer and rabbits and birds and boars in this forest.
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