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#10052 Sep 22 2011 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I have learned that there is a coffee machine with voice recognition. A coffee machine that I could shout "Cappuccino!" at in the morning and IT WILL MAKE ME A CUP OF CAPPUCCINO!

Somebody give me €2000 so I can buy one.


If you get it, I'm moving in.
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#10053 Sep 22 2011 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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#10054 Sep 22 2011 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I have learned that there is a coffee machine with voice recognition. A coffee machine that I could shout "Cappuccino!" at in the morning and IT WILL MAKE ME A CUP OF CAPPUCCINO!

Somebody give me €2000 so I can buy one.


Does it do dishes too?
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#10055 Sep 22 2011 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
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No, that's what your wife is for Protein.
#10056 Sep 22 2011 at 11:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
No, that's what your wife is for Protein's wife thinks he's for.

Fixed.
#10057 Sep 22 2011 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
No, that's what your wife is for Protein.


She makes a good Cappuccino for the record.
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#10058 Sep 22 2011 at 11:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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AstarintheDruid wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
No, that's what your wife is for Protein's wife thinks he's for.

Fixed.


I'm mostly here to take care of things that smell like poopies at 4am.
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#10059 Sep 22 2011 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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Aethien wrote:
I have learned that there is a coffee machine with voice recognition. A coffee machine that I could shout "Cappuccino!" at in the morning and IT WILL MAKE ME A CUP OF CAPPUCCINO!
Yeah, my wife does that.

Though, at a much higher price. And some back talk. And by some I mean a lot.
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#10060 Sep 22 2011 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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I really want a cappuccino now...
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#10061 Sep 22 2011 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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I had one this morning.
#10062 Sep 22 2011 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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Lucky! I've only had two cups of coffee. :/ And the bag of beans is almost empty, so it's not as fresh as it was when I opened it. :(
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#10063 Sep 22 2011 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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I have a cup of cappuccino every morning, cause I make them myself. Smiley: grin
#10064 Sep 22 2011 at 6:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
AstarintheDruid wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
No, that's what your wife is for Protein's wife thinks he's for.

Fixed.


I'm mostly here to take care of things that smell like poopies at 4am.

Rocking my daughter when she was being fussy at 1 AM got me a lot of levels in FFXI.
#10065 Sep 22 2011 at 6:12 PM Rating: Good
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AstarintheDruid wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
AstarintheDruid wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
No, that's what your wife is for Protein's wife thinks he's for.

Fixed.


I'm mostly here to take care of things that smell like poopies at 4am.

Rocking my daughter when she was being fussy at 1 AM got me a lot of levels in FFXI.


And levels in FFXI took FOREVER.
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#10066 Sep 22 2011 at 6:51 PM Rating: Good
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I had one this morning.


I had one this morning too. And a few last night and yesterday afternoon. Oh wait, I'm not talking about coffee. Smiley: grin

Trip was fun. Ended up going down to Corvallis to hang out with some friends and we ended up "swapping" for a couple hours. I hadn't messed around with this particular guy before, but he was a lot of fun! Sometimes I love my life.
#10067 Sep 23 2011 at 1:18 AM Rating: Good
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Crazy woman.
#10068 Sep 23 2011 at 1:22 AM Rating: Good
Yeah, you know you're just jealous. Smiley: tongue
#10069 Sep 23 2011 at 1:28 AM Rating: Good
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Of that guy, sure. Of your life? Nothanks, I'd go mad within a few weeks.
#10070 Sep 23 2011 at 1:29 AM Rating: Good
Okay fair enough. My life is kinda crazy.
#10071 Sep 23 2011 at 2:47 AM Rating: Good
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Okay fair enough. My life is kinda crazy.


Understatement much?

Smiley: tongue
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#10072 Sep 23 2011 at 3:40 AM Rating: Good
Hey at least it's a fun type of crazy.
#10073 Sep 23 2011 at 6:08 AM Rating: Good
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See, I'm just crazy. wouldn't want two types of crazy in my life.
#10074 Sep 23 2011 at 6:11 AM Rating: Good
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Goddammit, the internet broke down at my dorm Tuesday and since I'm no longer premium I couldn't snipe the 10k post (via the phone, ed.).

Internet's been down four days now, which is kind of ridiculous. Apparently the guy in charge of it has been missing since Tuesday, and whatever has happened, it was more than our janitor could figure out (he's about two IQ points away from being a rock).

Luckily my parents wanted me to come visit them, so at least I'll be able to get on and read the BDT before there are 127 new posts.

Also, ZAM is using pop-up adverts now? I logged on the site from my phone and it opened up three new windows to pages I couldn't read (like flash). I've noticed the same on Wowhead if I open it up on my phone. Quite annoying, phone almost had a seizure from having to open and load three pages at once. Poor thing.

Anyway, grats on 10k post, Nor. Your post was everything I'd hoped for. Smiley: boozing

Edited, Sep 23rd 2011 2:16pm by Mazra
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#10075 Sep 23 2011 at 10:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Post about annoying adverts in the feedback forum. I don't think you should be getting multiple pop-ups.

Actually I think there should be one pop-under per day at most.

Edited, Sep 23rd 2011 11:01am by Xsarus
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#10076 Sep 23 2011 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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Your advertising of the feedback forum is kind of annoying.
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