All this talk of diet versus exercise made me want to post a comment. But when I tried, Zam told me I had to log in. I sighed and thought, its not worth the effort. Then I thought, what the ****. So I logged in.
Anyway, that was enough exercise for the day. I'm going take a break.
Oh, I forgot what I was logging in to say.
Solicitations malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles
Write it in English, not in Pentagonese. It's not a launcher, rifle cartridge, 7.62mm; it's a rifle. Call it a compass, not a direction-finding module. And if someone insists on being called AdcomphibsPac, the Fact File should explain to those not gifted in garblespeak that he's talking about the administrative office of the communication services for amphibious forces in the Pacific.
— Preface to The United States Department of Defense Fact File