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#18902 Nov 26 2012 at 3:36 PM Rating: Good
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He is perpetually drunk. Or at least he used to be.
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#18903 Nov 27 2012 at 12:23 AM Rating: Good
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Given any other person or place I would have assumed it was just an expression. Smiley: rolleyes


Hey! That's a hard limit of mine, jeez guys! Ewwww! Totally was just an expression.
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#18904 Nov 27 2012 at 3:30 AM Rating: Good
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omg you guys! It's been over 24 hours and no posts. What did you all go and get lives or something!?


I was on the mainland for the last 6 days. Was almost in Canada for a bunch of the trip.

It was cold, i was not happy.
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#18905 Nov 27 2012 at 3:39 AM Rating: Good
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Eh, I'd pee on someone if that got them off I guess (and if they take care of the cleaning), the other way around though is a definite NO.
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#18906 Nov 27 2012 at 6:33 AM Rating: Good
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No. Just... no.
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#18907 Nov 27 2012 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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#18908 Nov 27 2012 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
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As long as you clean up properly there's nothing unhealthy or dangerous about it so if people want to do it, more power to them, no?
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#18909 Nov 27 2012 at 8:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Only time I'd pee on someone is if they got stung by a jellyfish or if I were drunk at a party again.
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#18910 Nov 27 2012 at 10:39 AM Rating: Good
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Only time I'd pee on someone is if they got stung by a jellyfish or if I were drunk at a party again.
I sense a story. Is it a good one?
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#18911 Nov 27 2012 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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Is the story about a jellyfish or being drunk?
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#18912 Nov 27 2012 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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Not particularly interesting. High school party, had to ****, someone was already using the toilet, I don't have what most people call "patience."
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#18913 Nov 27 2012 at 11:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Needs more jellyfish.
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#18914 Nov 27 2012 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
Turns out you're not supposed to pee on jellyfish stings.
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#18915 Nov 27 2012 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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I'd pee on the jellyfish.

That'd teach it.

Edited, Nov 27th 2012 6:27pm by Mazra
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#18916 Nov 28 2012 at 12:14 AM Rating: Good
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As long as you clean up properly there's nothing unhealthy or dangerous about it so if people want to do it, more power to them, no?


Sure, but that doesn't mean I'm going to participate.
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#18917 Nov 28 2012 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
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So you're telling me you've never thought of peeing on your men to mark your territory? Smiley: tongue
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#18918 Nov 28 2012 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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This thread is heading in the wrong direction.
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#18919 Nov 28 2012 at 11:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not like that isn't par for the course or anything.
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#18920 Nov 28 2012 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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This thread is heading in the wrong direction.
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#18921 Nov 28 2012 at 8:17 PM Rating: Good
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So you're telling me you've never thought of peeing on your men to mark your territory? Smiley: tongue

Um, no... I'm not a male cat.
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#18922 Nov 29 2012 at 12:58 AM Rating: Good
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It's not a trait that's unique to male cats.
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#18923 Nov 29 2012 at 5:23 AM Rating: Good
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Just upgraded from 2gb ram and an 7800 GTS to 8gb ram and GT 610. God I've been missing out.
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#18924 Nov 29 2012 at 6:42 AM Rating: Good
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About **** time, slacker.

Although, now I feel like the slacker. I'm still running my GTX 580. It's such a great card, though, and I can't really afford an upgrade (nor do I need one until game developers stop porting games from console to PC instead of the other way around).
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#18925 Nov 29 2012 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
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Not like I play many games anyway so upgrading wasn't a big priority. Old stuff was getting too **** old though.
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#18926 Nov 29 2012 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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I spend way too much money on this computer. To build it first time round cost $1600, i5 2500k processor, GTX 570, 4 gigs of 1600Mhz RAM. In the last year, I've spent another 500 ish, changing motherboards, adding a basic water cooling setup for my CPU, changed case aswell. Plus the 4-500 I've spent on keyboards/mice in the last 2 years, and 500 bucks in Monitors. I still want to add a GTX 670 to the rig, and get 2 new monitors. Too much money.
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#18927 Nov 29 2012 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
dude, I'd be thrilled to just be able to throw that kind of money around. I make about $800 a month.

But you know what's funny? Our locally owned jewelry store is running a special this weekend, that if you buy jewelry you get a free hunting rifle.
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#18928 Nov 29 2012 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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Only in America... Smiley: oyvey
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#18929 Nov 29 2012 at 3:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Only in America... Smiley: oyvey


Seriously, what gives? In all the 3rd world countries they hand out AK-47s and such... Smiley: frown

Smiley: rolleyes
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#18930 Nov 30 2012 at 12:39 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Only in America... Smiley: oyvey


Seriously, what gives? In all the 3rd world countries they hand out AK-47s and such... Smiley: frown

Smiley: rolleyes


I learned from Family Guy you get a free gun when you buy liquor in Texas.
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#18931 Nov 30 2012 at 5:55 AM Rating: Good
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Everything we know about your country, we've learned from shows like Family Guy.
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#18932 Nov 30 2012 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
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Only in America... Smiley: oyvey


Seriously, what gives? In all the 3rd world countries they hand out AK-47s and such... Smiley: frown

Smiley: rolleyes


I learned from Family Guy you get a free gun when you buy liquor in Texas.


Nothing high powered, though. We're not stupid.
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#18933 Nov 30 2012 at 10:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Everything we know about your country, we've learned from shows like Family Guy.


It must be heartening to know at times like this, what you're seeing isn't so far from the truth. Smiley: lol
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#18934 Nov 30 2012 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Our locally owned jewelry store is running a special this weekend, that if you buy jewelry you get a free hunting rifle.
Ahh, the annual "Love Me Or Die" sale.
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#18935 Nov 30 2012 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
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someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Only in America... Smiley: oyvey


Seriously, what gives? In all the 3rd world countries they hand out AK-47s and such... Smiley: frown

Smiley: rolleyes


I learned from Family Guy you get a free gun when you buy liquor in Texas.


Nothing high powered, though. We're not stupid.
So nothing more than an armored jeep?

someproteinguy wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Everything we know about your country, we've learned from shows like Family Guy.


It must be heartening to know at times like this, what you're seeing isn't so far from the truth. Smiley: lol
Heartening... yeah...
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#18936 Nov 30 2012 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
Mazra wrote:
Everything we know about your country, we've learned from shows like Family Guy.


Huh, never thought of it like that before. Okay, I don't think I like Family Guy so much anymore lol.
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#18937 Nov 30 2012 at 10:11 PM Rating: Good
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Only in America... Smiley: oyvey


Seriously, what gives? In all the 3rd world countries they hand out AK-47s and such... Smiley: frown

Smiley: rolleyes


I learned from Family Guy you get a free gun when you buy liquor in Texas.


Nothing high powered, though. We're not stupid.
So nothing more than an armored jeep?


And not a single Newton more!

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Huh, never thought of it like that before. Okay, I don't think I like Family Guy so much anymore lol.


Meh, I stopped liking Family Guy when it became the Seath McFarlane Soap Box show. Especially Brian, who was probably my least favorite character. It just got too political.

American Dad is hilarious, though, which has somehow remained less political, despite its premise.

Edited, Nov 30th 2012 11:24pm by IDrownFish
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#18938 Nov 30 2012 at 11:48 PM Rating: Good
The political aspects never bothered me, but that's probably because I lean pretty far to the left myself. I have a real problem when he makes fun of sexual violence though. Everything can be funny in the right context, but he just fails at it.
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#18939 Dec 01 2012 at 1:33 AM Rating: Good
It's not content of the politics that bother me, it's the fact that there's politics in it itself. It's just me, but I usually don't like it when I end up getting politics in my comedy. I'd dislike it just as much if it was pretty right-leaning, too.
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#18940 Dec 01 2012 at 4:51 AM Rating: Good
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You should avoid Danish comedy then. It's dark, dry and full of political satire. Probably why those shows are so popular here. Smiley: tongue
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#18941 Dec 01 2012 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
I'm all for dark and dry, just not big on the political.

Dead baby jokes are hilarious to me.
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#18942 Dec 01 2012 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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What about dead baby politicians?

Okay, that one's a stretch...
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#18943 Dec 01 2012 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
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Unfortunately Les Ideés Noires has never been translated into English, you'd love it. So many hilarious and cruel jokes.


edit: luckily, this one works anyway.
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Edited, Dec 1st 2012 8:46pm by Aethien
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#18944 Dec 01 2012 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: lol

Yeah, that's a classic!
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#18945 Dec 01 2012 at 4:17 PM Rating: Good
I don't think I get it... >.>
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#18946 Dec 01 2012 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
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I don't think I get it... >.>
Really...? It doesn't get much more simple and straightforward.
Boy has a shark fin on a board, swims towards people and scares the @#%^ out of them, shark has a puppet on his fin, boy goes to say hi.


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Yeah, that's a classic!
Probably one of the least offensive/gruesome comics in the collection. This one's nice as well.

Edited, Dec 1st 2012 11:37pm by Aethien
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#18947 Dec 01 2012 at 6:12 PM Rating: Good
Oh...! It looked like he was riding on top of the shark, and then I was just confused. If I saw the large scale version I probably could make it out better.
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#18948 Dec 01 2012 at 7:30 PM Rating: Good
Borp borp borp.
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#18949 Dec 01 2012 at 11:32 PM Rating: Good
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Well, we sure got snow now. About 30cm of it, and -10c. And I can't find my gloves.
#18950 Dec 02 2012 at 12:22 AM Rating: Good
So, this is the where we post drunk right
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#18951 Dec 02 2012 at 12:29 AM Rating: Good
Naughty Fishy! You're too young to drink. Smiley: tongue
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