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#8727 Aug 04 2011 at 2:56 AM Rating: Good
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Ha, when Steve Martin was funny.
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#8728 Aug 04 2011 at 2:57 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Ha, when Steve Martin was funny.



Yeah, he fell off after a while.
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#8729 Aug 04 2011 at 3:02 AM Rating: Good
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This was one of my favorite Steve Martin related skits of all time. OF. ALL. TIME.
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#8730 Aug 04 2011 at 3:07 AM Rating: Good
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Well as long as the kids are #5 it is ok.
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#8731 Aug 04 2011 at 3:16 AM Rating: Good
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Screenshot

That's all I have to add in this discussion.
#8732 Aug 04 2011 at 3:24 AM Rating: Good
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When did you shave your head and buy a cat?
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#8733 Aug 04 2011 at 3:26 AM Rating: Good
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The only reason I'd ever shave (part of) my head would be for a mohawk.
And I haven't got a cat (yet, I might get one though).
#8734 Aug 04 2011 at 3:29 AM Rating: Good
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Get a dog.
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#8735 Aug 04 2011 at 3:34 AM Rating: Good
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But I like pussies!
#8736 Aug 04 2011 at 3:34 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, that was a terrible joke, I know that.
#8737 Aug 04 2011 at 3:35 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
But I like pussies!


They love dogs.
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#8738 Aug 04 2011 at 3:37 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Yeah, that was a terrible joke, I know that.


Pussy, er I mean cat jokes aren't funny.
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#8739 Aug 04 2011 at 3:50 AM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Yeah, that was a terrible joke, I know that.


Pussy, er I mean cat jokes aren't funny.
They're cute though.
#8740 Aug 04 2011 at 4:44 AM Rating: Good
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Awesome stuff.
#8741 Aug 04 2011 at 6:25 AM Rating: Good
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Woohoo, new Blink album will be out 27th september \o/
#8742 Aug 04 2011 at 6:28 AM Rating: Good
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I thought Blink 182 was only funny when you're 13. Smiley: tongue
#8743 Aug 04 2011 at 6:30 AM Rating: Good
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I'm still stuck in that age mentally.
#8744 Aug 04 2011 at 6:40 AM Rating: Good
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Ok, then all is good.
Also check out the video I posted, it has awesome music in it. Yay for Psycho-/Rockabilly.

Lol epic lyrics.
Well you sit here in my couch and whine
Maybe you had your hopes too high
Well there's always complaints
And ball and chains
There's always a loss or too much fuss
Come on... Get your heart out of your crotch

#8745 Aug 04 2011 at 8:38 AM Rating: Good
Pigtails, I found some people from your town on r/poly, haha.

Also, meh for helping people. Humans have arrived at a point where most of us should be dead but technology keeps us from being eaten by lions or time vultures. Actually, we still get eaten by the latter, right?

But yeah, humans are a complete evolutionary ****-up, and when I think about it I feel like we really shouldn't exist.
I mean, society enables the ones who really shouldn't procreate to just keep living (and procreating) and that's just... weird, if you think about it.
For the record, I think from an evolutionary standpoint I totally shouldn't procreate. I have seriously bad genes.
#8746 Aug 04 2011 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
Pigtails, I found some people from your town on r/poly, haha.

Also, meh for helping people. Humans have arrived at a point where most of us should be dead but technology keeps us from being eaten by lions or time vultures. Actually, we still get eaten by the latter, right?

But yeah, humans are a complete evolutionary @#%^-up, and when I think about it I feel like we really shouldn't exist.
I mean, society enables the ones who really shouldn't procreate to just keep living (and procreating) and that's just... weird, if you think about it.
For the record, I think from an evolutionary standpoint I totally shouldn't procreate. I have seriously bad genes.

Although Idiocracy is a horribly made movie, what you said made me remember of it.
Future is grim, I suppose.
#8747 Aug 04 2011 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Why so negative Kali?
#8748 Aug 04 2011 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
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When Jesus said "The meek shall inherit the Earth," he was actually warning us of the Retardageddon.
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#8749 Aug 04 2011 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
I'm not being negative.

I just know that it's a bad idea to pass my genes on based on a family history of ******* everything. I have no idea why my parents thought it would be a good idea to make a baby together, I'm bound to end up with some autoimmune issue or other and I do not want my children to suffer through the same, i.e. I'll get whoever their father will be another woman as a genetic mother.
#8750 Aug 04 2011 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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You just need to find someone with exceptionally good genes and it'll average out. Smiley: grin
#8751 Aug 04 2011 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
It doesn't work like that.

Plus, if I find two people with exceptionally good genes I can make super babies happen. Smiley: sly
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