Casinos: @digg, I was talking more having a few casinos in major cities, especially areas with already high tourism, such as Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Galveston, Corpus Christi, etc.
WoW redone models: Dwarves are finished. They just don't want to only redo one model and are waiting on the others before they send them live. The issue is, since they know they wouldn't make the MoP launch anyways, they're going to stick the new models on the backburner for a while so they can focus on the more important things.
Magic Wand: Oh good, I needed a Mother's Day gift.
Zombie Apocalypse: Would the choice of weapon be affected by whether or not the zombies are fast/slow? And I'm pretty sure there was a board on one of the *chans dedicated to surviving a zombie apocalypse. If I remember correctly, the ideal situation was essentially what lolgaxe described. An additional benefit, though, would be having your base in a rural area. Less population density automatically means less zombies.
Edit: Found it. /zom/ on 7chan
. This board is flagged as SFW, though I'd take that with a grain of salt knowing the *chans.
Testicle lightning: No me gusta. Edited, May 7th 2012 10:34pm by IDrownFish