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#4752 Mar 21 2014 at 12:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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This is why I ship everything to work.
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#4753 Mar 21 2014 at 1:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Packages go to the office. They put a little note on our door that says "you have a package, come get it!" Then we go get it at some point.
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#4754 Mar 21 2014 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good
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Since I currently work from home most of the time that wouldn't have helped much.
#4755 Mar 21 2014 at 1:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ship it my office. I'll use your things until you pick them up as payment.
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#4756 Mar 21 2014 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
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Yes, because shipping to Canada makes so much sense...
#4757 Mar 21 2014 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
This is why I ship everything to work.
Pretty much what I do. Not my job, my wife's. Just easier that way. Sometimes she isnt too happy when a video game shows up, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.
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#4758 Mar 21 2014 at 1:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Yes, because shipping to Canada makes so much sense...

well, it fixes the problem of someone coming to your neighbours place instead of yours, or you not being home and missing the parcel.

Edited, Mar 21st 2014 2:50pm by Xsarus
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#4759 Mar 21 2014 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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I turn 21 tonight ad midnight, and all the liquor stores have to close at midnight because of Texas law. Smiley: mad
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#4760 Mar 21 2014 at 5:35 PM Rating: Good
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It's Friday night so you could always try one of the many bars in Austin or go to a liquor store a little before midnight and tell them you'll be 21 in X minutes and you'd like to celebrate it with a beer, they probably won't mind.
#4761 Mar 21 2014 at 5:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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A few things wrong with that:

This weekend is a big event called "Roundup." It's where all the local fraternities and sororities invite all their chapters from other schools to come over and have the biggest parties of the year. For this weekend every idiot frat boy, sorostitute, and general scum of the earth is invading my city. There won't be a bar safe from them for miles around. Edit: Oh god the sorority across the street just started blaring dubstep kill me

And telling them at a liquor store that "yeah, I'm underage but it won't matter in 30 minutes" is a great way to get shut down. Especially here in Texas where they are very strict about that, if they could prove that someone sold me alcohol while I was still technically a minor, I would face a fine, they would face a fine, they would face jail time, and the store would probably lose its liquor license. I mean, that's obviously not going to happen, but they really aren't likely to sell me anything because the penalty is so great. And yeah, it could be 30 minutes before I could legally buy it and they could still prosecute.

Doesn't help that the police are out in force because of my first point. I look forward to seeing the news article tomorrow morning about how many ambulance calls are made because of alcohol poisoning.

Edited, Mar 21st 2014 8:05pm by IDrownFish
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#4762 Mar 21 2014 at 6:05 PM Rating: Good
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Sucks about the store thing then, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that craft beer bars are going to be devoid of fratbro's. I'd be more worried about being the only one(s) under 30 than being swamped by a frat party. Relatively pricey and very fancy beers alongside dozens of taps aren't an environment that looks welcoming to someone just looking to get drunk.

Here's three highly rated and often reviewed bars in Austin. If any of them are close you could always peek inside Smiley: tongue

Edited, Mar 22nd 2014 2:06am by Aethien
#4763 Mar 21 2014 at 6:06 PM Rating: Good
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Oh also, it's Saturday already here so happy birthday! Smiley: chug
#4764 Mar 21 2014 at 6:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hah, thanks I guess.
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#4765 Mar 21 2014 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
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Happy birthday.

Hypothetically with all those people in the city one could probably get away with a random killing if one were so inclined.
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#4766 Mar 21 2014 at 7:08 PM Rating: Good
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Eh.

Someone tried.
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#4767 Mar 21 2014 at 7:57 PM Rating: Good
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That person wasn't even trying to get away with it.
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#4768 Mar 21 2014 at 8:02 PM Rating: Good
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The sorority started blaring the Space Jam theme.

No. They can't have it. Not this one.

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#4769 Mar 21 2014 at 9:56 PM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Hah, thanks I guess.


happy last birthday that really matters

id take aeth's advice, im sure there is a bar you can find that isnt fratted out
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#4770 Mar 22 2014 at 5:47 AM Rating: Good
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Happy Birthday Fishy!
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#4771 Mar 22 2014 at 7:04 PM Rating: Good
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The weirdest part about being gay is making gay friendships.

Like, finding people you have enough in common with that you really want to be their friend, but with their being enough of a mutual non-attraction to keep that from being an issue. It's really hard.

Like, I met a guy yesterday who I had a lot of fun with. And part of me would totally date him, and then part of me thinks he would be really great friend material.

But if it doesn't head into relationship land, I just sort of wonder if friendship land is off-limits now that I know what he looks like naked...

There's also the issue in that it's hard not to compare yourself to them, when you're the same sex, in a way that's not particularly awesome for body issue.
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#4772 Mar 22 2014 at 7:42 PM Rating: Good
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That sounds like any kind of relationship between two people of compatible orientations.

Except for the body issues, I guess?
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#4773 Mar 22 2014 at 8:03 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory the Fussy wrote:
But if it doesn't head into relationship land, I just sort of wonder if friendship land is off-limits now that I know what he looks like naked...
Why would that change anything?
#4774 Mar 22 2014 at 8:19 PM Rating: Good
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My almost-five-year-old daughter is smarter than I am. We're watching The Goonies right now, and it's at the scene where they find Chester Copperpot and she looks up at me and asks who reset the traps? I've watched this movie a million times and I hadn't once even considered that.
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#4775 Mar 22 2014 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good
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Well, heterosexual folks don't typically end up in bed with each other quite as quickly as gays do.

There's also a population issue here. Think about just how small a percentage of people you're interested in knowing better. Well, that percentage isn't much different with gays, but the population is so much smaller.

So there's an odd urgency to the relationships that makes their development somewhat harder.

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idiggory the Fussy wrote:
But if it doesn't head into relationship land, I just sort of wonder if friendship land is off-limits now that I know what he looks like naked...
Why would that change anything?


Well less knowing what he looks like, and more wanting to bump uglies again... Not so much a problem if you're completely comfortable with the platonic ********* thing.

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My almost-five-year-old daughter is smarter than I am. We're watching The Goonies right now, and it's at the scene where they find Chester Copperpot and she looks up at me and asks who reset the traps? I've watched this movie a million times and I hadn't once even considered that.


Well damn.
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#4776 Mar 23 2014 at 4:49 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory the Fussy wrote:
Well less knowing what he looks like, and more wanting to bump uglies again... Not so much a problem if you're completely comfortable with the platonic @#%^buddy thing.
Or maybe you don't want to bump uglies anymore if a relationship doesn't work out or yo do and still occasionally have sex. As long as both of you want roughly the same I don't see a problem.
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