And I'll tell you something else! That's when men were men! None of this walking around with a phone in your pocket - if you wanted to call someone you had to go and find a phone! And put cash in it, none of this plastic money crap!
And when it snowed, we used real shovels, not that bent plastic junk. "Oh, I don't want to hurt my back." And we didn't bend from the knees! We were men!
You kids have it easy these days. Microwave? Ha! Fill the sink with hot water and defrost it! Internet? What? What's that, some kinky sex toy? Computer? You mean the
Bowmar Brain?
Bah! I'm gonna go have a beer and play some Yahtzee . . .
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"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.