Apparently, in DA3, you're going to play as an Inquisitor (I'm guessing for the Seekers, which would make sense as they're the only big group I can think of that is actively at the middle of the conflict, and not on a sale). The game's basis is that the breach into the Fade that appears in the sky, presumably one massive tear in the veil, has appeared and you need to get there to see what the f*** is going on.
Also, rumor is that Sony is launching with 3 PS3 models, starting at $399.
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
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