Signed up... my answer for "Why should we pick you":
You probably shouldn't, but I plan to try to break every thing because I find it fun, and would love to bug report it.
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Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."