Well, your first mistake is living in TN. All the gays have been fleeing there for years. :P At least move to Memphis or Knoxville, lol.
Though I feel your pain. My college town has gays, but a huge portion of them are twinks. I'm just not into them. :(
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
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