EQOA is rather inexpensive. Go cut someones lawn for a few bucks, get a money order and get one online.
Oh wait. I am thinking kids today actually do stuff like that. Whats wrong with me, what am I thinking?! Kids today look like milk jugs sitting in a bean bag chair playing video games all day. Never see the light of day. To do actual work? pffft, yeah right!
I have a better idea for ya! Why dont you build a tree fort. (My tree fort RoCkEd when i was a young tike.)
or... how about steal your moms credit card out of her purse while she is sleeping, get online and buy one. Get caught, then get your *** whooped!
Wow, I dont know where all this is coming from today. I am feeling rather onery today. Maybe its because my bowling night didnt go so well last night. I dunno.