Dumb Jedi Stories (too good for SWG Forums)Follow

See once again, I have posted on SWG to find it has been deleted!!! Actually, I'm very scared. I look into my crystal ball and all I see is Jedi and Bounty Hunters running around. Can I say DOOM!!!

Back to the topic: I want to hear real jedi stories that are dumb. Just to show SOE the type of player that plays jedi!!!!!

Well here is my dumb Jedi Story:
After unlocking his FSS he asked me how do you make a stimpack C?
To unlock his slot he also had to Master Doctor. Hmmmmm... Should this person be a jedi?????



Edited, Sat Jan 31 14:18:37 2004 by ABCS

Edited, Sat Jan 31 14:27:56 2004 by ABCS

Edited, Sat Jan 31 14:43:13 2004 by ABCS

Edited, Sat Jan 31 14:48:39 2004 by ABCS

DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER !!!! I just might be trying to improve the game. Why don't you try and improve the world and become a teacher and correct all those bad spellllers and evil people who don't care about punctuation. Just to let you know english is my second language and if I was writing in my native tongue who wouldn't understand me anyway.

I understand him. I just think you are a loser who ,has nothing better to do all day than correct peoples english. Dude find a hobby before your sadness consumes you !

Jedi stories hah so many. this is the funniest though

Imperial Jedi in anchorhead around jedi knight. About 20 imperials we invite him .he says "no thanks" and tells us he is running rebel missions. As an imperial this angers us. He starts calling us nameslike imperial dogs and what have you. He comes back with a TEF !der! we shoot him up on site , and then we blow up his bike !!

There is a jedi forum you know, no need to pollute the general forum


http://swg.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=17

People that aren't Fape don't waste your time reading this. It has nothing to do with the topic.

Fape. Language is about communication, so as long as people can understand what you have written then your message is fine. For example, you cannot derive the difference in meaning between "their", "there", or "they're", which most kids under ten can do. However, I understood your message perfectly.

Once again, because of people like you who constantly nitpick at what other people say, others who are reading this will have to put up with some off-topic meaningless junk that wastes peoples time and can only have one purpose, which is to offend. Its not like anyone you point out that has bad punctuation is going to suddenly go to evening classes based on your criticism. Its not like it even matters to begin with. No-one grades these replies, they are not being published. No-one else besides you seems to care anyway.

The only reason I'm even writing this now is because of your ignorant comments about my friend icemanjsg and that 'he needs to go outside more', referring to him as though he's some freak that goes around internet posting boards telling people to correct their punctuation. I happen to know him in real life and not only does he play basketball everyday, he also goes to the gym five times a week, has a job, goes clubbing, and goes to University as well. Knowing him I bet he just laughed when he saw your reply.

Fape, before you make anymore stupid comments, remember that no-one cares what you think :)

In all fairness to Fape, I couldn't even understand/take the time to decode, what had been written originally. As you can that post has been editted several times so that it makes any sense at all.
I've never ever picked at anyone about making spelling/grammatical mistakes before (and frankly, i'm not now), but it does wind me up so bad to see how thick some people are at basic communication. So I symapthize with Fape and you should stop getting at him because that original post was appaling!

(and a note to those 'anti-english' freaks this is a post to defend Fape and not to pick at peoples spelling and grammer :)

[not to pick at peoples spelling and grammer :)]

Heh, I hope that was a joke (grammar).

Anyway the topic is a good one, would be fun to read about some Jedi silliness. <wanders over to check the Jedi Forum>

Happy hunting.