I was just saying that yeah, it is a legal contract and violating it is a breach of contract, with all the legal details that comes with.
Ah, you have fallen into his trap! What he actually said was:
it isn't a non binding contract
Quickly deploying the Venn diagrams, we discover that he has said it isn't non-binding, ergo it must be something else. I'm in favor of salmon, I hear they're making a comeback. We can now read it as "it isn't a non binding contract, it is a salmon".
Why would he be talking about salmon? Well, bears eat salmon and there is a Baby Blizzard Bear Cub. Bringing up the Baby Blizzard Bear Cub was obviously a reminder of Jord's years as a loyal Blizzard customer; he'd feel bad about abandoning that poor pet with pet battles about to start. Further, think about which well know Blizzard employee has a connection to edible aquatics. That's right, Ghostcrawler. We can deduce that Devildawgs wasn't just using an unclear double negative, he is actually Ghostcrawler, but since he isn't posting in an official capacity, he had to find another way to convince Jord not to give up (the rest of the post was just reverse psychology, to play up the guilt over abandoning the Baby Blizzard Cub).
Think of the poor cub Jord! Grind pets so that you aren't outgunned when pet battles start!
After reading all of this I've decided:
|Devildawgs did not go to a Catholic school where a nun would have beaten him across the knuckles with a ruler for using a double negative.:||6 (35.3%)|
|Devildawgs is Ghostcrawler.:||5 (29.4%)|
|Rhode shouldn't post when he is low on coffee.:||2 (11.8%)|
|Rhode has lived too long in a country where they think carp are good eating and seafood withdrawal has left him delusional.:||4 (23.5%)|
In Chinese: glasses are yanjing; eyes are yanjing, and the beer of Beijing is Yanjing. When speaking, the difference is in the tones. Did I just order a glass of beer or a glass of eyes?