Funny ExcusesFollow

"I just learned my (grandma, mom, aunt) is in hospital! I g2g"
And i hear this one every 5 runs...

I saw this on a board post once and actually used it.

I was in an instance with my old guild once, and not expecting anything to happen on a lazy Friday night. Well, a knock on the door sounds, and lo and behold, my girlfriend is there, coming to visit as a surprise. So I ran back to the computer and wrote.

Me: "G2G guys, booty call"
Them: "What!? You lucky *******"

Great time :)

The strangest, most bizzare one I heard - which actualy made me choke on my soda - was the following in the middle of Gnomer;

"Sorry, guys! Gotta run! Confused a ***** and a taco, and now I have sour cream in my ***!"

Then he instantly exitted the game. Absolutely true story.

<laughs> That more or less sums up my entire reaction to it. When it was said and the guy (a rogue), there was utter silence in the party for almost a full two minutes before the chatlog was filled with "wtf?!"'s and "*shudder*"'s.

The line became infamous in that particular guild, though. Now any time someone goes AFK during an instance run, they're always greeted upon returning by at least one person asking if they managed to clean up all the sour cream.

We also have a strange habit of refering to Taco Bell as "the **** sh0p".

I'm assuming he just wanted to leave and couldn't think up a realistic excuse, so he decided to be memorable. It worked.

I remembered another good one, actually. Doing a run through Ulda, the guild leader from that same guild took off suddenly by saying;

"g2g my goat needs sum luvin'".

Less than a month later, his wife filed for divorce. I've never had the courage to ask if he just refered to her as "my goat", if there were more.. involve circumstances at play.