Reinjin's Guide to the Most Annoying Areas in WoWFollow

UBRS
Ok we're all here. Who's got key?

"Jack's got it."

"I don't got it, Sandy has it."

"Not me, I thought Bill had the key??"

"..."

"$!@#!"



ROFL!! Anyone else get that reference? Psst, Reinjin if you have a link to that incident it would sure bring some laugh's to the people who never read that one.

Edited, Feb 17th 2007 6:08am by Zornov

Zornov wrote:

Reinjin wrote:

To top it all off, you may run into two elves having sex in the shadows.

ROFL!! Anyone else get that reference? Psst, Reinjin if you have a link to that incident it would sure bring some laugh's to the people who never read that one.

Not got a clue what he's on about. Gief link please ;)

Oh, and mine?

Barrens - Let's make a massive zone. For people without mounts. And non-descriptive quests texts. And three towns. Let's also make it Horde, a hot spot for Alliance raids. Oh, and to top it off, let's make the chat channels immune to proper English!

Blades edge Mountains:
Start:
Hehe, running around on my epic mount with mithril spurs, riding gloves enchant and carrot-on-a-stick - Nothing can beat me!
Why, hello there mister stealthed spider, I'll blaze away from you.
*hit**hit**hit**hit**hit**hit**hit**hit* Damn, it's fast! *add**hit**hit**hit**add**hit**hit**Low health!**daze* oh SHI... *daze**daze**daze**daze**daze**hit**daze**daze**daze**daze**daze**daze*
*daze**daze**daze**daze**daze**daze**hit*

*daze*

*dead*

*annoying run*
*ressurect and mount up*
*go back to start*

Darkshire!

Pickup quest in Duskwood, run to other end of zone. Complete quest, run all the bloody way back to the other end of the zone....

Rinse and repeat 50 million times :(

Yup. If the biggest complaint someone has about a zone is getting ganked, then the zone must be fine. :)

All im gunna say is murlocs. F*cking Murlocs.

Still new but have my zones to rant about:

Loch Modan: Hey there lvl 15 hunter. Do me a favor and get this ogre's head won't you? Oh, you should bring a few friends. Why? ... Well...you see...the ogre, well he's behind a LOT of other ogres. Levels? Uh...oh I dunno 20-22? Oh they ARE mostly elites, did I mention that? Huh...thought I mentioned that.

Wetlands: That damn bag quest. You want me to do what? And I'll get a what as a reward? Pass. Also, though technically it's a Dun Morogh quest. Incendium ore. Just go to this cave lvl 20 guy and get me some ore. Mind the four hundred giant spiders in and around the cave though, they're cranky.

STV: (whistling to self) I guess I'll go look for these pages. OW! What the---
dead. Ooh, I got one! Wait, one page? I need 4 friggin chapters! Kurzen medicine man? Better kite his *** back into the valley. Got him! Oh crap he fully healed! Run! OW! stupid panther! Run! OW! stupid river croc. WHEW! ---dead. Didn't see the ravine'o raptors there behind that one palm frond.

Redridge Mountains: Go get me this gnoll's paw. He's right over there...behind 1000 of his buddies.

Dustwallow Marsh: Yeah, we've only got two or three things for you to do here. Pretty simple really, just run up the road...can't miss em. Nor can you miss the stealthing spiders or more to the point they won't miss you.

and finally Westfall: We need you to escort this traitor to Moonbrook so he can point at a building. Have him RUN there, what are we savages? What's your hurry?What's that? No, no, he's not retarded. That's just the way he walks. Yeah, I guess it IS more of an amble rather than a walk. Hunh, never really noticed that. Well, good luck.

No, the worst part about that Defias Traitor quest? People like me.
I'm Horde. And when I'm in a bad mood? I go to Sentinel Hill. And I'm a rogue, so I sit there. And wait for someone to start the quest. Then, just as they get out of town...
I one shot the defias traitor with a ranged weapon and vanish. So as this person runs along marrily, their escort suddenly DIES. Apparently for no reason.
It's meniacal.


More to the topic, Zangar Marsh. Blue mushrooms, everywhere. For no real reason other than a theme. Sporelings? Why do I want rep with them again?
Oh, and the World PvP in this zone seems real fair when the Alliance outnumber the Horde 2 to 1. The only time the Horde can own that place is at 3am when I'm out there capping it and there's nobody to stop me. Stupid Blizzard. Stupid Alliance.

I'm going to Sentinel Hill.

Edited, Feb 17th 2007 7:17pm by Shinyo

My take on The Barrens, from a Horde perspective on a PVE server:

*alot of walking from quest point to quest point*
Defense channel: The Crossroads is under attack!
General Channel: "Ur mom was raped by C huck N orris!"
Defense Channel: The Crossroads is under attack!
General Channel: "Where is Mankrik's wife????"
*walks through the Crossroads, to see that is really under attack, by two 60ish level Alliance. Usually there a few corpses of level 12 players too stupid to flag and think they can take them on lying at thier feet*
Defense Channel: The Gold Road is under attack!
General Channel: "L00k 1 c4n sp33k l33t! L33t FTW!"
Defense Channel: The Crossroads is under attack!
General Channel: "Does any1 no wher to find Mankik's wif?"
*Walks into Rachet to turn in her raptor heads to the sneaky looking Goblin quest giver, and...*
Defense Channel: Rachet is under attack!
*...sees a few level 13ish noob Alliance and Horde starting a skirmish next to the bank, and getting a beat down by the Rachet Goblin Bruiser guards. LOLs, and makes a note to self, not to start sh*t in the neutral Goblin towns.*

If this was PVP server, add about 20 extra lines of "The Crossroads is under attack!" spam and quadruple the amount of dead bodies you see lying around the towns. And also add a stealthed level 60 rogue in the Warlock quest giver tent.

Spider Sausage is taught by the Cooking Trainers, I believe it requires a skill of 200 or 225. It heals 1392 HP over 27 Sec and gives Well Fed (I think 10 Stam/Spr, but I might be wrong. It might be 12, I forget which).

It requires 2 White Spider Meats to cook... any spider in Dustwallow can drop White Spider Meat, as can the spiders in Swamp of Sorrows.

--Xylia

The Elevator in the UC - Going up? Whoops, looks like the game disconected but no worries I'll just log back in......Surprise!! There's now no elevator beneath your feet and you're now plunging to your death down the elevator shaft!!!!!!!

Here's something else for felwood. There's only 1 FP. Yet you end up going all the way north for griding timbermaw rep or for some gathering a rare plant quest. But then have to go all the way back south to the cenarion camp. Well then, since you are at it, lets have you go to winterspring for a turn in to mess with you more!