idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Kiwi fruit are frickin' stupid.
I mean, first of all, they aren't just Kiwis, they're Kiwi FRUIT.
Second of all, their plural of kiwi fruit doesn't even follow the normal conventions of "fruit."
Third, you need to skin them to eat them, but skinning them inevitably takes half the fruit with it.
In conclusion, unless I'm being served them by the help, I don't want no kiwi fruit.
ok this is wrong on many levels.
1) you would fall in love with a kiwi accent, ie some one from new zealand
2) fruit joke, too easy not going there. xoxoxoxo hi dig
3) you can eat the skin. i do when i eat them, its good n flavorful n texture fun in your mouth
4) you wish you had help, i do as well but we can dream
in conclusion dig would love kiwi fruit if he tried it. he should try them. i think he would like them.
not sure how this relates to melons but i think it does. i might be drunk.