If you were stuck on an island....(for those bored at work)Follow

Ok for those will little else to do/bored and want a challenge here is the proposition:

You are allowed to choose any 3 live in-game items to take with you to the island that I (GM for the rest of eternity) am going to strand you on. The island is populated by boar (for food - I will grant you cooking skill if you don't already have it) and fast growing trees. Also because I'm feeling generous a hatchet (for the wood and boars) and flint and tinder are thrown in free. And no your hearth stone won't work because by sheer coincidence the original magical rock from which the stone was cut is also on the island and exerts a stronger affinity than any inn. If you swim you will die of fatigue and also by twist of fate the nearest GY is on the island too. So what remains for you to do is to choose the 3 items that will make your life a little more bearable.

For example my choices are:

(1) flare gun - just in case someone does come by on a zep/boat
(2) big iron fishing pole - in case the diet of boar gets too tedious
(3) volatile rum (unlimited stock) - a little propulsion for the fire and to get inebriated.

edit: oh and no conjured items allowed

Edited, Dec 14th 2006 12:57pm by dashwoe

(1) Flare gun
(2) Moist Towelette
(3) Ultrasafe Transporter - Gadgetzan

Mechanical Yeti
Cured Ham Steak
Sweet Suprise


The Mechanical Yeti for those lonely nights. The Ham so I can spank it after my 3 yeti charges are all gone. The sweet suprise, well that's a suprise.

Since the unlimited Volatile Rum is fair game I'd just need a few things to entertain myself until my liver failed.

Maybe a target dummy named Wilson and some Rocket Boots.

Yeah that'd do.

Meh, she would break your heart.

hmm... should have realized the mages and locks would be up to their usual tricks so going to have to ban runes of teleportation and shield the island against any summons requests in or out.

Does the NE female require tools for assembly? I would hate you to be sitting there looking at a box of arms and legs. Or maybe that's the point...

You forgot us priests, just shadowform and waltz my way across the water ;)

But if I have to have 3 things...

1) My pet turtle Speedy

2) A flare gun

3) That guy can have the life size NE, I will take a real one :p

wwdragon

I'll take the following vulgar items: A Girl, extra long lasting "make it much bigger than it could be natrually" viagra and endless rum for which to kill myself which if I make a "mistake".

My hearthstone and that is it.

Edited, Dec 14th 2006 8:53pm by Prrrowler

1) Fishing pole (might as well get some skill ups if I'm stuck there)

2) Unlimited stock of volatile rum (yes, it's been said but it's a darned good idea)

3) Tamed male panther (he can help me hunt, be a companion, and since I'm a druid, well...
is it still considered bestiality if we're both animals at the time?)

1) Rum Cause I love the booze.
2)Bug Zapper Cause I hate bugs.
3) A slightly lower level Alli to Corpse Camp for all eternity.

Priest Water Walk.

Owned.

Gives a whole new idea about all the females rolling a druid. Always thought it had to do with the fluffy looks in feral form.

Anyhow, since it's really about ingame items, and we already have a hatchet:

1) Blacksmith's Hammer (hoping I can somehow use it to build a ship).

2) Handful of Copper Bolts (to keep the wood together).

3) Salt (If I do manage to make something to get over the water, it's probably not moving fast. Need something to make the food durable).