I had enough. Something I need to get off my chest...Follow

Through out the entire time looking over the beta progress, I have become deeply disappoint with Blizzard for not nerfing a gamebreaking problem with WoW.

Seriously, I had enough of the crap they are trying to pull. The Alliance claim they have the upper hand when it comes to everything but little do they know that the Horde is exploiting the hell out of their ace. I can't stand it. Too overpowered yet Blizzard sits by and does NOTHING.

I had enough. Until it is fixed, I will continue to complain and whine to Blizzard until this situation is addressed.

What's the problem, you say? Simple, the Horde completely destroys the Alliance in the greatest, most important field of combat: Dancing. You heard me, dancing. As it stands, no Tauren shall be defeated on the dance floor when facing an Alliance member. Forget about facing an undead when it comes to breaking down on the dance floor. No matter how cute, no gnome has a chance against the overwhelming power of air guitar.

Lets see how this works in a gameplay situation: Bluehorn the tauren and his friends, Grumage the orc and Hrekte the undead are to face off Nujak the human and his friends, Bragem the dwarf and Tyrayne the Night Elf.

Bluehorn vs Nujak: Nujak busts out with the Saturdy Night Fever antics but is immediately crushed by the Tauren "PBJ Time" Dance. The overall might of the dance kicks Nujak off the game.

Grumage vs Bragem: Grumage hits a early win, breaking out MC Hammer style. Bragem, realizing that no dwarf dance can compete with the uberness of the Hammertime, types /stuck, thus commiting suicide in shame.

Hrekte vs Tyrayne: Air guitar to devil horns for the win. Tyrayne tried countering with the Moonwalk but was left a mere image of his former self standing there, amazed and defeated.

Blizzard does nothing yet the Horde continues to dominate. I'm so disappointed... *shakes his head in shame and walks away*

PS: As you can tell, waiting for open beta has driven me into insanity... (3 more days, 3 more days...)


Edited, Fri Nov 5 11:38:54 2004 by Redmoonxl

Hahaha Indeed, I need help, Seoman ;_;

By the way, have you seen the troll women's new dance? Good lord...the Night Elf women has got competition....

Rate Up for that! ^^ That was hilarious(sp).

You do of course realize that now when I get home I have to make one of each of these races and observe them dancing.

no vamp, not being able to understand what the hell they're saying fits right in with the rest of the crap spewed by people who say "you got served"


Edit: Grammar. Typing faster than you can think sometimes is a bad think.

Edited, Fri Nov 5 17:07:58 2004 by Sethar

Anyone thinks that the Tauren male dance is better than anything in the game is a little off. Punching the air only goes so far.

Not that the Macarena is much better.

If you type /dance, your character busts a move. The dance you do is dependent on your race/gender.

Troll males perform the South American martial art Capoeira, which is basically break dancing and fighting in the same time.

By the way, who likes my troll? He likes to bless me with awful ratings! I want to feed him this poison pill I found on the floor...I hear it makes trolls blow up...or eat more. Which ever comes first, I guess *shrugs*