Stories of Newbness (no n00bness)Follow

This is a story of what happened to me while I was playing WoW.

I was in thousand Needles, and I got a quest to collect eggs in Highperch. So I go there and find two Alliance Rogues, both 5 levels above me grinding thw wyverns. So they killed me and just kept corpse camping. After a few times I was furious and just started yelling curse words out loud(in real life).

What I forgot was that my parents were sitting right behind me watching tv. Let's just say I wasn't able to play wow for awhile.

I didnt use the AH until lvl 30, cos i thought it was a hype, a game in the game even. At lvl 30 i only had 1g. Boy was i shamed when the money started rolling when i started using the AH. I also didnt know how to talk in any other ways than /s. Kinda funny looking back hehe.

Well, I never did any instances until lvl 40.
I was to scared of messing up on healing and being responsible for everyone's death.

I wondered if wow was a game with fall damage... so I walked off Thunder Bluff.

I put my first few talent points in Improved mark of the wild, then read at some website that it didn't help much at top level. so I respeced at lvl 15. -_-'

Growing pains...

when I was lvl 7 i still had lvl 1 spells becuase i didn't know how to get new ones till i found trainers and at lvl 14 i didn't know u can put spells in stat bars so i had to open my spell book to do my spells

I figured since I was a Druid and I was a 'jack of all trades' I'd space my talent points out evenly...over all three trees.

I got lost in SFK. Yeah, not really my brightest moment...

When I was a low lvl I thought that everyone talkin in the general char were Generals of our race or High Ranking in the PvP system

At lvl 30-ish I got curious at the honor-ranks and inspected a Grunt, his counter said 846 kills and I thought, wow he must have found a good alliance-spot. Eager to find one myself I snuck up to Elwynn Forest and totally owned every human at their startingarea.. :) Turns out Batllegrounds are good spots too...

a friend of mine got pissed cause I levelled much faster than him and we started at the same time, at lvl 45 I had to ask if his xp-bar was blue or purple, Isn't it always purple? was his reply..

I have no idea where SFK is, I'm lvl 54..

ummmm the noobest thing I did was think fishing and Fa were tradeskills so I din't pick up mining or anything else

I killed rabbits and deers and thought, wow this game is easy.

In DM I tried to tank as a rogue.

I thought duelling would kill me.

I only collected grey items.

I always had money to buy only 1 skill until level 20.

I thought AH was being use as an surprising word like ah..

I thought 1g was hella lot of money.

On my first character (on Bloodfeather) as Undead Warrior, me and my Undead Warlock buddy had just left the safety of Brill and were venturing into the Sepulchre to complete a quest I think. We had only just hit 10 or 11? and had been talking about doing some pvp in Warsong Gulch but hadnt seen any alliance characters or anything. As we ran past the Undercity a mounted alliance ?? looking warrior type rode past us. I tried to run into some bushes and stopped to turn around to see who the alliance was. He was emoting and waving / taunting. I just stood there saying /no. My Warlock buddy had less patience than me. From the corner of the screen he charged the ally! One hit later he was dead. I laughed for ages. My laughing stopped when one of the worgs aggroed me and decided to try to eat me, and succeded.

Also found out the hard way, NOT to attack the alliance in Rachet when you only have neutral faction. Sorry for all the messages calling everyone cowards for not attacking the alliance there!

Irillith Undead 35 Warrior (RIP), Founder member of Plague Legion Bloodfeather

my first time in WSG was at lvl 14 with my warrior, i only had q reward items wich was crap :p since i had no idea wat everything else was. well anyways i was in WSG no idea wat it was and horde come and kick the **** out of me, so i hid and shadowmeld somewere until it was over:P

My first character was a hunter and I didn't know that you needed arrows to shoot or where to get them so i just meleed my hunter up to about level 21.

LOL I was also afraid to go to the AH. I thought I would be instantly ripped off... wait, that still happens.

Also when I got my first silver at lvl 5 I was so exstatic untill I found the hunter trainer and found out the prices of lvl 6 abilities. I was a poor little noob *******.

I knew that higher lvls could kill me easier but I didnt know what the colors of the lvls meant. I died more times then I would like to remember.