Stories of Newbness (no n00bness)Follow

I was in Blackrock Depths, and we were sneaking past a mob on the side of a huge bridge presiding over a vast moat of molten lava. Guildy was commenting on the game being unrealistic, and said it was so bad that i could try to jump off the bridge, and an imaginary "wall" would catch me and keep me safely on the bridge. After consulting my raid party about this rumor, we decided to test it... =D

I make this lv5 tauren shammy on my friends PC. then, i think ''WOAH! i'm lv5! i must be almost finished WoW!'' then, i finaly get WoW and make night elf chicks x100... always get hunts and killed by spiders.... i think ''i'll try horde!'' so, i get a Troll Hunt (Brycern) and get him to lv19... then 1 day i get on WoW and hes not there i'm like ''WTF?! I WORKED ON HIM FOR MONTHS!'' and then i freak out and dispair... make a shammy named Brycern (lv37 now, Dragonblight) and wear off my n00bness... i now spam like all the other good players... anyway, heres some more noobness:

I'd always get cloth on my Warriors.

I'd make Alliance. enough said.

i didnt know what BGs or things like ''WSG'' or ''SFK'' wer.

Every druid or other i meet in WC has cloth on... i always WTF U IDIOT all over them haha!

I think... oops.... thought* that lv20 is a REALY high lv... i'm done and stupid!

Oh boy... /sigh... In my second profile, Banefalkion, I got to a mountain range somewhere after Sen'Jin. I climbed to the top and thought that there was water below, so I jumped. Landed on stone instead of water, so I lost more than half of my health.

Well, I finally get to water, and I see another bit of land on the other side, so I start to swim. Halfway, I'm EATEN by this...thing... And I die the same way again before finally reaching land.

I reach land, and I walk through a few bushes to see a human player. Right now I'm thinking, "HOLY ****," because he looked like a higher level. I was only level 5 by then, by the way. Then my friend reminds me that I'm on a PvE server.

I travel farther inland and find myself in THE BARRENS. I haven't even heard of the barrens yet, so I decide to go kill some beasts. I get killed by a beast only ONE LEVEL HIGHER THAN ME. This happens several more times before I decided that my corpse was way too far away for my patience.

I talk to the spirit healer, but by the time I read that something would happen to my equipment, it was too late.

My weapons had obviously lost all durability by then, but I had thought that my weapons were gone for good. I was MILES away from any cheap shop to get new equipment anyway, so I deleted Banefalkion.

When I got on my next profile, I didn't know that you could sell the grey items that I often found after killing a beast (Cracked egg shell, Broken boar tusk, etc). I also never made more than 1 silver before I knew this.

Now I have too many profiles:
Drakan, lvl 8 undead warrior
Kiona, lvl 11 tauren warrior
Tremmor, lvl 4 undead warlock
Oreilio, lvl 10 troll rogue
Xanthias, lvl 5 human paladin

I GOTTA MAKE UP MY FREAKIN' MIND!!

I didn't know until my 30s that the shield next to an alliance NPC would flag you. I had not PvPed much (mainly shooting at alliance tools attacking XR) so when I was in desolace at lvl 33 I kill this elven npc in thunder axe fortress. Instant flag. I had no clue why so I asked in general and some nice lvl 60 explained it to me. Then a lvl 60 alliance paladin came rolling through about 2 minutes later and explained it to me the hard way.

it took me 2 months of playing WoW before I found out there was an auto-run button (num-lock).

My first char with my trial account was an orc warrior. I had seen my flatmate play his shammy and got bummed when I realised my rage bar dose'nt regenerate by drinking water/over time.

At level 17, doing RFC I kept rolling NEED for all the items since it sounded better than GREED, which sounds like you are greedy. Got yelled at and realised eventually :D. Also, got kicked out of group as I kept pulling without letting spellcasters mana up just so I could use my rage :) They kept telling me in the chat ( which I was'nt reading ). I think we have a winner !! :p

Also, since you cant use the AH on trial accounts, at level 20, my char had most Vendor (White) Items with no stats whatsoever.
I kept wondering why I keep losing duels :)

It took me two hours to navigate Stormwind the first time. >.> I'm such a hick. Still takes me the better part of an hour to figure out how to go where I'm going when navigating the Under City. No sense of direction here.

Kept running off the darned bridges in Stormwing. And drowning. A lot. Probably gave everyone who witnessed it a good laugh.

Live and let learn.

Oh, and my sister and I share an account. Two nerds with an excess of time on their hands and one account is just a little cut throat.

Playing allie...... O.o

from level 14- level 25 i forgot all about buying new abtilys so i wasu useing level 14 abiltys at level 25

Also, on my first rogue, i got her up to lvl 27 just by running VC non stop, i didnt know that there were any other instances.

My friend made a Tauren Druid and EVERY time he played him he would die all the time. I tried to give him some basic advice like if you're being killed RUN! but that was "dishonorable" to him. I also told him to heal himself atleast, but his reply was that he could not waste all of 1.5 sec (or w/e the cast time druid heal is) to cast heal while being beaten up on. He eventually took my advice.

1 thing I still catch myself doing even at lvl 49 is forgetting to put the new rank of a spell on my action bar. So the next rank I get (you know, 6 levels later), I am surprised to discover I'd been using the lower ranked spell all that time. doh!


Another memory I have -- going through SFK, it was a pretty good run, but I was afraid to being seen as this dreaded "ninja" thing I was hearing about. So I would roll greed on items my priest clearly needed, or pass altogether. One guy in my party, though nice about it, yelled at me for not rolling need! I felt like such a newb.

Edited, Fri Mar 10 11:31:03 2006 by thermalnoise

ok here is my story, so while i was questing in barrens (I was right level) i would get sidetraked and i would figure out how to climb most all of the mts there. lol well i also memorized them and i think my memory of skool work went down, i got a bad interem but i got my graades up to an A again and well anyway there was this mtn that took like 5hrs to climb i finally got to the top. =) i was so happy then it was the mt with the burning blade on top i pwnd them but i crossed the mtn and i found a nice litle ramp on the other side all laid out for Not noobs so i wasted 5hrs climbing a mountain for a ramp lol

1 more i eat bbq chips while i play and mess up the keyboard lol
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