Stories of Newbness (no n00bness)Follow

I was a mage, I knew you can buy these spells when you level up, but I didn't understand all this different types of water I can conjure. The water I had didn't relace all the mana and I (a mage) actually bought the various liquids for mana reproduction and thought that quests were staring to be expensive until I realized that the different waters had different mana values. (sigh of illumination)

Also I didn't realize that you can press 'T' and begin to fight. I was casting fireballs and just standing there with my hands at my sides. I wondered what the sword was for.

One I explored the underground in Karazhan in ghost form but couldn't find the way out as everything was all grey. I was going to petition a GM but found the exit. You can't hearthstone as a ghost.

Also in ghost form you can still fall of a cliff and go oooh! Also you can still fatigue and end up in a grave yard in ghost form.

1) When I was level 10 I stealth-traveled from Merchant's Coast all the way to the very ede of the marsh. (Dust wallow, I believe.) Then found out that level thirty mobs hit harder than level thirteen mobs.

2)In ashenvale I was stuck inside a pit of doom. (Quite literally.) I was traveling in ghost form after having been ganked by yet another gnome. Thought I could take a short-cut and fell into a hole that had nothing but slanted sides at the base of a tree. I spent a good hour or so there before I asked a GM for help. Another hour passed, I had gotten no help. So I decided to jump until my character actually lodged itself into the side of the tree. (Glitch.) Then I was able to leap to the side and get out. How was that being a newbie? I actually figured a GM would help me.

(Don't need remarks on them being busy. I know they are, but it was still wishful thinking that I'd get some help.)

3) Rofl, I'm humiliated at this one. Sold a stack of Deviates for 1 gold. Later found out it was worth 6-7g depending on how well the market was doing. -Sigh- Never did get a refund. ;-;

one of my most bad noob moments was my first time in WC, and it was my first experience to what a ninja looter is,i hadnt really partied with people yet just soloing, so i didnt know all about the loot system yet

so we are going through and i keep seeing people just not rolling need for stuff, so im like hell yeah people dont want this crappy stuff, more for me i thought, this must be my lucky day

and that was my first time ninja looting, and i didnt even know what it was yet, but it was cool though, 3 of my party members believed me and explained why u dont choose need on every item, and they explained to me what a ninja looter was, and they forgave me, didnt even really flame me and start being gay and callin me a noob

unfortunately one party member thought i was tryin to run a scam, and was a actuall ninja looter, he was hella pissed

this happened when i was around the level it is recommened to do WC, i forgot what is, 18 or soemthing, anyway, time passes and im like 40 something, and iw as getting ready to do Scarlet monastery for one of the last times

anyway, so happens that same guy that got pissed joined our group, and starts telling everyone im a ninja looter, and i was like wtf are u talking about, cause i ofcourse forgot about a little beginning player mistake i did, and hes like ur a ninja, u took some armor back in WC, and i started to laugh sayin he needs to get over it and it was a mistake, so he leaves the party and i go on doing Scarlet MOnastery

wow, some people just dont get over a simple mistake

Well one time when i was still an ally....+Begin flashback+

Cangri rolls female night elf just for kicks, Cangri spams General with message saying "WTS myself for Oral 100g ;)", Cangri gets 7 whispers, one saying too F myself, 5 saying lawlz, and the last saying "Meet me in auberdine", Cangri gets 100g and leaves depressed dwarf (lol), Runs his @$$ till gadzetzan and waits till he runs his horde char too gadzet too transfer gold. THE END. The Moral? Men are weak against women acting sexual in MMORPGS,DONT HAVE CYBER SEX its ickie.....

O.O.....


Somebody once said you were hot so i quoted them.....so? Sue me...



I do like Gyth though...(GYTH FTW!!!+kills rend and takes gyth as his new 70 flying mount.+ <3 <3 <3 Bwahahaha!!! free all the dragons!!

>.> -Cough- Never know, I do play alot of RO. I could have saw it there. Though, of course, I was just ************* You seem pretty smart, I'm sure that was obvious. <3

And I tried pronouncing your Email address. Cracked up.

Edited, Fri Feb 10 00:39:07 2006 by Voui

Ive got a real n00b story, I was an avid City of Heroes player when I first heard of WoW…since I loved CoH so much I decided to see what WoW had to offer..so I purchased and created a Night Elf hunter, played for about a weekend…I was used to the ways CoH was setup..there wasn’t much you needed to know just start the game and play..where as WoW you have backpacks, professions, instances, AH, flight paths..and just so much more…intimidation got the best of me and I didn’t even make it out of the n00b zone…as a matter of fact after that weekend I decided it was the worst game ever made and tossed it!..bam! 50 bucks down the drain….months later I started a new job and one of the guys I worked with told me that he played, we talked and tried explaining this to me..so I decided to pick it up again and give another shot…caching! Another 50 bucks spent…even with this guys help with money, bags, showing me what FP’s were,how to obtain quest and professions, but I still wasn’t understanding it….. I got a human warrior up to lvl 9…still the intrest wasn’t there…a couple months later I moved into my buddies place…at this point I had put WoW down again because of the release of City of Villians…played that for about a month and maxed my toon out and found myself not wanting to go through that again, oh the grind is soo bad in that game…so I said hey! 3rd times a charm right? Went to install WoW, but could not find my discs..bam! 50 bucks down the drain again…so then went out a 3rd time and bought WoW..and for whatever reason this time everything clicked…I haven’t put the game down since December..even got a few friends of mine into it…this is now hands down my favorite game…

Oh oh oh oh..I know another one! If this counts. So I got my rogue up to level 50 and still had never been to SFK. Not only had I not been there by that level I dodn't even know where it was. /Slap. LoL. After creating my fourth toon and getting her to level 22 my buddy took me there and ran me through it twice.

And the award for biggest newb goes to....