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#78
Oct 08 2010 at 11:16 PM
3 posts
"Just look at this place it is filthy! It is going to take me all day to clean up!"
Or
"A fool and his money are soon parted."
Or
"A fool and his money are soon parted."
#80
Oct 10 2010 at 3:54 AM
2 posts
Dang it woman ... TRADE ME THE LoN LOOT CARD THAT I NEED OR I SWEAR ......
#81
Oct 10 2010 at 5:47 AM
Phase Two:
Dangit I set my profile to decline Legends of Norrath games! How do you keep dragging me into them!
Dangit I set my profile to decline Legends of Norrath games! How do you keep dragging me into them!
#82
Oct 10 2010 at 10:51 AM
6 posts
"I told you that armor does not make you look fat, SO LET'S GO!"
#83
Oct 10 2010 at 7:40 PM
6 posts
What do ya mean by "They ran out of beer?!?"
or
Why is all the rum gone?!?
or
Why is all the rum gone?!?
#84
Oct 11 2010 at 4:25 AM
5 posts
Phil Helmuth...
I can't believe you called with a 10 8...
You're such a DONKEY!!!
OR
I can't believe you won't marry me,
I am the richest Dwarf in Norrath.
I can't believe you called with a 10 8...
You're such a DONKEY!!!
OR
I can't believe you won't marry me,
I am the richest Dwarf in Norrath.
#85
Oct 11 2010 at 7:42 AM
7 posts
"WTH! It's your turn to watch the kids! I told you last week I'm raiding with the guys tonight!"
#87
Oct 11 2010 at 7:48 AM
7 posts
"I know you put it on your list! I told you I'm too darn short to fix the perspective of the chandelier! Why don't you have your ogre girl friends come fix it!"
#88
Oct 11 2010 at 11:10 AM
7 posts
"Do you have any gray poupon?"
"What! No mustard?? How am I going to make everyone laugh!"
"I told you it's butter!"
"Parkay"
"NO ITS BUTTER"
"Parkay"
"DANGIT, there is much more comedy in butter than there is in mustard!"
"You swallowed the mustard butter didn't you!"
"I swear women. It's like you stop listening to your HAM radio after the 80's!"
OR
"No whammy! No whammy! No whammy!"
OR
"I'm not a crook!"
OR
"Epic FAIL!"
"What! No mustard?? How am I going to make everyone laugh!"
"I told you it's butter!"
"Parkay"
"NO ITS BUTTER"
"Parkay"
"DANGIT, there is much more comedy in butter than there is in mustard!"
"You swallowed the mustard butter didn't you!"
"I swear women. It's like you stop listening to your HAM radio after the 80's!"
OR
"No whammy! No whammy! No whammy!"
OR
"I'm not a crook!"
OR
"Epic FAIL!"
#89
Oct 12 2010 at 5:12 AM
2 posts
GOOD GOD!! Playing poker looked so much easier on tv!
OR
How can you have Blackjack again!?! This casino is so rigged!!
OR
How can you have Blackjack again!?! This casino is so rigged!!
#90
Oct 12 2010 at 8:51 AM
20 posts
Dwarf: I know I lost but do I really have to take it all off?
Edited, Oct 12th 2010 10:59am by Coddam
#91
Oct 12 2010 at 7:54 PM
1 post
Whats this? Pudding on my seat?
My healer told me I needed to take a laxative!
My healer told me I needed to take a laxative!
#97
Oct 14 2010 at 9:05 AM
13 posts
How could I be cheating? I'm not the one in full body armor with a hundred places to hide a card!
#98
Oct 14 2010 at 9:09 AM
13 posts
Come on...cards...again?? Can't we do something else for once? Monopoly? Risk? How about a game of LDoN???
#99
Oct 14 2010 at 9:11 AM
13 posts
All right! So I was cheating! No reason to get all "let's chop the un-armored dward into little bits" about it.
#100
Oct 14 2010 at 9:14 AM
13 posts
Do you really want to see a naked dwarf so badly that you have to win EVERY hand of strip poker??? I want to see some skin too, woman!
#101
Oct 14 2010 at 9:17 AM
13 posts
Okay, I know I don't know much about cards, but HOW do we both have a six of spades again??
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