Phase Two:
It was very fortunate for the Dwarf that the Dark Elf was going full steam
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Phase Two:
Please let there be a gas station at the next isle
Please let there be a gas station at the next isle
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Don't worry. I'm not going to fall. I just have the never render mounts option enabled. Hey, wait a sec. Why can I see your mount then. Ah crap. I hate it when I do THAAAAAAAAAAAT!
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Hey you, get offa my cloud!
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Just when you thought it was safe to get back on the clouds...
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The cloudjacker strikes again!
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Attention Norrathians! Please be on the lookout for this individual. This is the only image we have of the notorious cloud thief that has plagued our lands over the past few weeks. Always park your clouds in a guarded cloudport, and lock them up. This thief is known to be armed and dangerous. If approached, do not engage - call your local guards immediately.
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"I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!"
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guy wuthout cloud: HEY! come back! AAAHHHHH! I WISH I COULD FLY!
guy on cloud: sorry!I am in a hurry my raids of to kill epics and im going to be late!
guy on cloud: sorry!I am in a hurry my raids of to kill epics and im going to be late!
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PHASE 2:
Dwarf: Hey I know you said we had to jump on the chain to get to Hoolah, but this is a bit far don't you think?
Dark Elf: You were supposed to take the cloud before you jump.
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Dang it, that dwarf is *still* following me? I thought I lost him in the bone mire...
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Check out my new Dwarf Kite...it's very lifelike.
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Newest Dwarven brew: Air Ale, makes you light as a feather and cloud travel obsolete!
Dwarf: Hey I know you said we had to jump on the chain to get to Hoolah, but this is a bit far don't you think?
Dark Elf: You were supposed to take the cloud before you jump.
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Dang it, that dwarf is *still* following me? I thought I lost him in the bone mire...
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Check out my new Dwarf Kite...it's very lifelike.
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Newest Dwarven brew: Air Ale, makes you light as a feather and cloud travel obsolete!
The dwarf is actually connected to the chain swing...
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ARABIAAAN NIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTT
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If he can stand on a cloud, then why cant he run on the cloud trail!?
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Cloudy with a chance of Dwarf dropping.
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The dwarf was told several times not to hide inside of clouds...
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ARABIAAAN NIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTT
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If he can stand on a cloud, then why cant he run on the cloud trail!?
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Cloudy with a chance of Dwarf dropping.
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The dwarf was told several times not to hide inside of clouds...
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All this way for a dozen eggs.
The elf got a promotion, and is on cloud nine... the dwarf is is just on the leftover fog.
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Hitch Hikers Guide to the Over Realms.
New second class transport system in the Overrealms.
Reason one for not going into follow mode while AFK at a cloud station.
Dwarven Tinker Tests out His Newest invention the 'Cloudskipper Boots'.
Dwarf: Whats a cloud station?
Elf : Geesh you really are a new player..those are rare these days.
New second class transport system in the Overrealms.
Reason one for not going into follow mode while AFK at a cloud station.
Dwarven Tinker Tests out His Newest invention the 'Cloudskipper Boots'.
Dwarf: Whats a cloud station?
Elf : Geesh you really are a new player..those are rare these days.
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One day I'll have enough Plat for a cloud.
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STOP THIEF!!! THAT'S MY CLOUD!!!!!
Ok. I will unhook the chain and swing underneath while you push it back to our hideout.
Watch out for that.....
WOW that teir'dal wasn't lying this mind over matter stuff really works.
Ok. I will unhook the chain and swing underneath while you push it back to our hideout.
Watch out for that.....
WOW that teir'dal wasn't lying this mind over matter stuff really works.
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New Cloud Mount: 50g
Ticket to Barren Sky: 50s
Guided Tour of Isle of Awakening: 1p
Hitting space bar while in mid flight: Priceless.
Ticket to Barren Sky: 50s
Guided Tour of Isle of Awakening: 1p
Hitting space bar while in mid flight: Priceless.
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"When you told me to follow you, you could have mentioned something about a cloud!"
"Hey look Mom, I'm flying!"
"Oh crap! Where's my floaty cloak?!"
"Just out for my morning cloud jog."
The Norrath Triathlon:
"Hey, that's cheating! You can't use clouds!"
"Man, every time I AF on you you run me off a cliff or something. What gives?"
"Sorry, I keep forgetting dwarves don't have hover."
"Hey baby, where you goin?"
(Little does he know she's actually a mangina.)
"Hey look Mom, I'm flying!"
"Oh crap! Where's my floaty cloak?!"
"Just out for my morning cloud jog."
The Norrath Triathlon:
"Hey, that's cheating! You can't use clouds!"
"Man, every time I AF on you you run me off a cliff or something. What gives?"
"Sorry, I keep forgetting dwarves don't have hover."
"Hey baby, where you goin?"
(Little does he know she's actually a mangina.)
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Hover Cloud: A woman's best friend after Erollisi Day.
Hover Clouds: Frustrating stalkers since 2006.
Hover Clouds: Frustrating stalkers since 2006.
Young Rocko often argued with his mother "But everyone is doing it!", and he never quite understood his dwarf mother's point when she scolded him, "If your friends jumped over a cliff, would you jump too?"......until now.
What's this label on my cloud? "Warning: Objects below you approach faster than they appear."
Edited, Jun 22nd 2010 10:44pm by Maccabee4
Edited, Jun 22nd 2010 10:44pm by Maccabee4
DaVinci never understood why in his recurring dream he was a dwarf, or why he was chasing the strange woman on a cloud. But the falling part was so unpleasant, he would awake and sketch until he designed our world's first parachute.
Leonardo DaVinci's recurring dream of being a dwarf ....and falling ...led him to design the first parachute.
Dwarf: Oh, no, not this dream again! Oh, wait... whew!... at least this time I have my pants!
Unbeknownst to Norrathians, Bristlebane had prepared his greatest prank by creating two lesser deities. Behold! the God of Warm Winds, Exlaxious the Flatulent!; and his short sidekick, the God of Warm Rains, Lido Cain the Incontinent! The weather will never be ignored again.
Edited, Jun 20th 2010 3:21pm by Maccabee4
Edited, Jun 20th 2010 3:22pm by Maccabee4
Edited, Jun 20th 2010 3:21pm by Maccabee4
Edited, Jun 20th 2010 3:22pm by Maccabee4
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