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#27 Jul 12 2012 at 1:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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SMN - Rum with a handful of Skittles dissolving in the bottom. Taste the rainbow.

Though ideally, you'd want a separate drink for each avatar. I fear for the contents of The Odin.
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#28 Jul 12 2012 at 4:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Tanaka: 1 oz of everything in your cabinet, tossed together in a highball glass with no ice. It will taste terrible, but it will be balanced!
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#29 Jul 12 2012 at 5:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Tanaka: 1 oz of everything in your cabinet, tossed together in a highball glass with no ice. It will taste terrible, but it will be balanced!


LoL, best yet.
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#30 Jul 12 2012 at 7:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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The DRK: Double shot of espresso, 2oz decent Scotch, 37ml of Curacao, dash of Sriracha, occasionally prepare and drink twice.

(Btw, that's Last Resort, Souleater because Scotch is made by gingers, Drain II's mana cost, Blood Weapon, and OAT GS)

Edited, Jul 12th 2012 6:14pm by Raelix
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#31 Jul 12 2012 at 7:28 PM Rating: Good
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Since I'm mostly straight edge, I'll remind you guys this December when I turn 21 that you can all have my first legal drink for me. You guys sure do love your liverpoison Smiley: lol
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#32 Jul 12 2012 at 7:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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The LFG: Triple shot of Bacardi 151. ****, you have to have SOMETHING to get your mind off the soul-numbing wait, don't you?

Edited, Jul 12th 2012 9:41pm by Magicalsquirrel
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#33 Jul 12 2012 at 7:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lady Jinte wrote:
Since I'm mostly straight edge, I'll remind you guys this December when I turn 21 that you can all have my first legal drink for me. You guys sure do love your liverpoison Smiley: lol


In moderation, wine can help prevent Alzheimer's! Smiley: schooled

And actually, around 10% of the enzymes in the liver are capable of processing alcohol. This is because our simian ancestors would sometimes have to eat fermented fruit without dying. So as long as you don't drink more than 2 drinks a day, you won't overwhelm your liver.

Edited, Jul 13th 2012 9:12pm by catwho
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#34 Jul 12 2012 at 9:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Daffy Duck shows how to make the NIN drink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEYYYMuwCyA
#35 Jul 13 2012 at 1:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Subadai wrote:

Was gonna post this, but didn't find it before I went on my ride earlier and forgot since.

Edited, Jul 13th 2012 12:28am by Raelix
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#36 Jul 13 2012 at 5:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Raelix wrote:
The DRK: Double shot of espresso, 2oz decent Scotch, 37ml of Curacao, dash of Sriracha, occasionally prepare and drink twice.

(Btw, that's Last Resort, Souleater because Scotch is made by gingers, Drain II's mana cost, Blood Weapon, and OAT GS)

Edited, Jul 12th 2012 6:14pm by Raelix


When done drinking throw the glass, do not worry about it breaking. We all know that DRKs can not hit anything including the floor.Smiley: lolSmiley: tongue
#37 Jul 13 2012 at 8:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Paladin: 1 oz Baileys (pale color), 1 oz silver rum (silver trim), 1 oz Goldschlager (gold trim), 2-3 oz milk (white color). Shake with ice, strain into a highball glass. Stick a straw in it and slurp it up like a milkshake.

The Dancer: 1 oz cinnamon schnapps (to represent their fiery spirit), 1 oz plain vodka (because ballet), 1/2 oz grenadine. Serve on the rocks in an old fashioned glass. Garnish with a cherry.

The Beastmaster: 2 oz absinthe, 2 oz Red Bull. Shake with ice, strain, serve in a martini glass. Garnish with a wedge of lime.
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#38 Jul 13 2012 at 10:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Monk 2 oz. moonshine in a tall glass. Toss the shine using [Spinning Attack], eat the glass, HF
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#39 Jul 13 2012 at 10:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hundred Fist

100 shots of Beer in 100 minutes.

that is just over 8 Beers
#40 Jul 13 2012 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
Puppetmaster: 1oz...... Aww **** it, any drink named puppetmaster isn't strong enough to get anyone even buzzed without a shot of automaton on the side.

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#41 Jul 13 2012 at 11:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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Meikyo Shisui: Three cups of sake, drunk "beer waterfall" style all at once.
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#42 Jul 13 2012 at 11:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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I suppose this is a good excuse to post this: BAR FIGHT!.....Monk wins!!!
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Laxedrane the Irrelevant wrote:
Puppetmaster: 1oz...... Aww @#%^ it, any drink named puppetmaster isn't strong enough to get anyone even buzzed without a shot of automaton on the side.

:P


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#44 Jul 13 2012 at 11:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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TheFedaykin wrote:
Laxedrane the Irrelevant wrote:
Puppetmaster: 1oz...... Aww @#%^ it, any drink named puppetmaster isn't strong enough to get anyone even buzzed without a shot of automaton on the side.

:P


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I'll take a stab:

Puppetmaster: 2 oz orange juice, 1 oz triple sec, 1 oz vanilla rum, followed by a chaser shot of absinthe.
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#45 Jul 13 2012 at 5:14 PM Rating: Good
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Lady Jinte wrote:
Since I'm mostly straight edge, I'll remind you guys this December when I turn 21 that you can all have my first legal drink for me. You guys sure do love your liverpoison Smiley: lol
Well ya see, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, and making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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#46 Jul 13 2012 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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I suppose this is a good excuse to post this: BAR FIGHT!.....Monk wins!!!

Oh wow...any RDM whose response to Hundred Fists is to Chainspell Cure deserves to lose.
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#47 Jul 13 2012 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good
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So I mixed myself a Dynamis Lord. Protip: Add in the sprite after you've blended the rest with the ice. It kept fizzing out of the blender.... and it's flat. Smiley: bah

But tasty, and since I'm attempting to take on DL solo here, I'm gonna be pretty KO'd in a short time. Cheers~!

Edited, Jul 13th 2012 8:47pm by catwho
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#48 Jul 13 2012 at 8:20 PM Rating: Good
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Nilatai wrote:
I suppose this is a good excuse to post this: BAR FIGHT!.....Monk wins!!!

@#%^ing krilldog, man Smiley: lol
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Lady Jinte wrote:
Since I'm mostly straight edge, I'll remind you guys this December when I turn 21 that you can all have my first legal drink for me. You guys sure do love your liverpoison Smiley: lol
Well ya see, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, and making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

....That's the most hilariously logical excuse for excessive drinking I've ever heard

Edited, Jul 13th 2012 9:21pm by Jinte
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#49 Jul 13 2012 at 9:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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DL solo knocked me up to .08 BAC by itself. Smiley: lol

Breathalyzers are cooooool.
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I can't understand anyone who skips the cutscenes of a Final Fantasy game. That's like going to Texas and not getting barbecue.

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#50 Jul 13 2012 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
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You always blend before adding anything carbonated. I've known that since.. age 7?
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#51 Jul 13 2012 at 11:29 PM Rating: Decent
catwho wrote:
DL solo knocked me up to .08 BAC by itself. Smiley: lol

Breathalyzers are cooooool.



Is anyone else bewilder by the fact you have a breathalyzer handy?
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