How to get ingameFollow

Tools: Holy water, a ton of bombs (or a a fewer bombs, and a very, very, very heavy hammer), rice, an animal sacrifice (with a knife to perform said sacrifice)

1) Take the rice and mix it with the holy water until the rice is coated in holy water.
2) Strip down. You heard me, take it all off.
3) Attempt to log in. When you reach the error screen, immediately take the purified rice, and throw it on the PS2 or PC, chanting, "connect!" Try to be forceful, as if ordering your PC to connect. The louder the better.
4) Try logging in again. If you get in, congrats! If not, continue to step 5.

5) If the steps above did not work, put on your clothes, takes the bombs, and go outside.
6) Look for stones that look like this.
7) Bomb it. You heard me, place a bomb by it, and bomb it. Please note that a rather large hammer to try to flatten the rocks may also suffice. Try to bomb or flatten them all.
8) Try logging in again. If you get in, congrats! If not, continue to step 9.

9) Take the animal, place the PS2 or PC on an alter, light candles around the alter, dim the electric lights, and between you and the alter, paint the following symbol: Click me! If on carpet, cover the area with tarp please, and just tape on the symbol.
10) Take the animal, and do it (not in the sexual way, pervs >_>). Whilst doing it, chat, "Ixtar, lixtar, bixtar!" Try to be naked during the sacrifice.
11) Now, if a portal to Hell itself opens infront of you, the screams of the damned begins to soak the roam, and the animal you sacrificed comes back to life, this is perfectly normal. TO quote the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, "Don't panic."
12) Continue chanting the chant in step 10 and like, throw some rice on the portal. Or something.

By now, you should either:
A) Be able to log in.
B) Not beable to log in.
C) Have lost your soul.

(Just a bit of bad humor to lighten the tense situation on the boards)

edit: Damnit! Maint. declared while I was typing. D:

Edited, Thu Oct 20 23:21:54 2005 by Kalainen